if i had to toss salad, i'd go w a nice light vinaigrette and a blue cheese crumble to enhance the stank
11.03.2026 03:12
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if i had to toss salad, i'd go w a nice light vinaigrette and a blue cheese crumble to enhance the stank
tyty ♥️😭
uhhhhh guys, im officially a mom!!!!!
i am recovering from an emergency c-section, but we're both here and happy and my lil family feels so complete 🥺🫶🏼
no one gives a mouse a cookie anymore, and it shows
i hope my kid thinks my playlists are cool
BDSM (buying dumb shit for myself)
not my inner child sobbing when my dad says “let me know if you need anything”
I NEEDED IT 26 YRS AGO
doctor-prescribed chill sesh
imagine if the Predator was a sexual predator
finished baby blankie no. 1 :))
baked potato is my religion
the inside of my purse where you see five tootsie pops, a lip gloss, a weed vape, and some eyelash glue hiding in the bottom
hope no one asks me to pay
she was going through a venlafaxine withdrawal, your honor
The brush that freezes you in time
#deer 🦌
who just opened a dr pepper
i heard it
going from a cat mom to a human mom is so cunty
why bother giving birth to children when club penguin doesn’t even exist anymore for them to play 😔
walking tacos are kind of ableist
i make pneumonia look sexy
if you can't touch yourself, how the HELL you gonna touch someone else?
clocking in for a night shift at the baby girl factory
Can I have a small vial of your blood for spells 🥺
im bouncing on it in ways you couldn't even comprehend
me (very preggo), holding my siamese cat
tummy update (it big) 🥲✨
i will use Pinterest til my body is 10 ft. under
