if i had to toss salad, i'd go w a nice light vinaigrette and a blue cheese crumble to enhance the stank
11.03.2026 03:12
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if i had to toss salad, i'd go w a nice light vinaigrette and a blue cheese crumble to enhance the stank
tyty ♥️😭
uhhhhh guys, im officially a mom!!!!!
i am recovering from an emergency c-section, but we're both here and happy and my lil family feels so complete 🥺🫶🏼
no one gives a mouse a cookie anymore, and it shows
i hope my kid thinks my playlists are cool
BDSM (buying dumb shit for myself)
not my inner child sobbing when my dad says “let me know if you need anything”
I NEEDED IT 26 YRS AGO
doctor-prescribed chill sesh
imagine if the Predator was a sexual predator
finished baby blankie no. 1 :))
baked potato is my religion
the inside of my purse where you see five tootsie pops, a lip gloss, a weed vape, and some eyelash glue hiding in the bottom
hope no one asks me to pay
she was going through a venlafaxine withdrawal, your honor
The brush that freezes you in time
#deer 🦌
who just opened a dr pepper
i heard it
going from a cat mom to a human mom is so cunty
why bother giving birth to children when club penguin doesn’t even exist anymore for them to play 😔
walking tacos are kind of ableist
i make pneumonia look sexy
if you can't touch yourself, how the HELL you gonna touch someone else?
Twilight Eclipse palette from Colourpop
Eclipse palette featuring Jacob Bella and Edward
My Twilight Eclipse palette came today! This was the pick me up I needed ✨
clocking in for a night shift at the baby girl factory
Can I have a small vial of your blood for spells 🥺
im bouncing on it in ways you couldn't even comprehend
me (very preggo), holding my siamese cat
tummy update (it big) 🥲✨
i will use Pinterest til my body is 10 ft. under
