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Tim Myers

@denvercoder.com

Software developer but a mediocre one at best. Trying to switch to #cybersecurity #blueteam #SOC I Don't Want Peace, I Want Problems, Always! https://denvercoder.com Co-Founded: https://reactivue.com

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And sorry. I meant to post this video but I was sleepy.

19.01.2025 18:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

TikTok was banned and this song has β€œTick Tock ya don’t stop”. πŸ˜‚

19.01.2025 18:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up (Official Music Video) | Warner Records
Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up (Official Music Video) | Warner Records YouTube video by Warner Records

RIP

youtu.be/Oxu3pq319r0?...

19.01.2025 07:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wouldn’t -3db be β€œhotter than normal”? πŸ€”

17.01.2025 00:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Pulp Fiction: Europe
Vincent: You know what they call a 100 Gram Burger in America?
Jules: They don't call it a 100 Gram Burger?
V: No man, they got the Imperial system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a gram is.
J: What do they call it?
V: Quarter Pounder w/ Cheese.
J: Quarter Pounder w/ cheese. What do they call a Whopper?
V: I don't know, I didn't go into Burger King.

Pulp Fiction: Europe Vincent: You know what they call a 100 Gram Burger in America? Jules: They don't call it a 100 Gram Burger? V: No man, they got the Imperial system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a gram is. J: What do they call it? V: Quarter Pounder w/ Cheese. J: Quarter Pounder w/ cheese. What do they call a Whopper? V: I don't know, I didn't go into Burger King.

Here’s a preview of my Pulp Fiction, Fan Fiction about the same movie but from a European Perspective.

17.01.2025 00:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And they say β€œGuns don’t kill people.” πŸ™„

10.01.2025 19:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And yet I just posted β€œ0.000001 nanometers” on Facebook and it blocked the post because it said I was sending a phone number. πŸ€”

10.01.2025 06:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who wants to invest in my startup.

We take jars that we say are full of Elon Musk farts and we sell them to weird nerds on Etsy.

Except… IT’S ACTUALLY JUST ANDREW TATE FARTS!!!

I’m gonna be rich. Who wants in? πŸ€”

10.01.2025 06:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cool thread. But pretty sure that’s John Travolta. πŸ€”

09.01.2025 07:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Big blue alien head guy. Caption says, β€œBitch that’s cable. Congratulations on inventing cable.

Big blue alien head guy. Caption says, β€œBitch that’s cable. Congratulations on inventing cable.

2005: Cable TV is so expensive I wish I could just buy the few channels I watch the most. I don’t need 670 channels when I only watch 4.

2025: Paying for individual channels is so expensive. I wish there was a service so you could combine all of your channels into one place and pay one fee.

06.01.2025 03:36 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Giggles GIF Alt: A man with a polo shirt and a mustache giggling. The man is the character β€œRon Swanson” from the show Parks & Rec.
03.01.2025 22:00 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe I’m the idiot but how does the baby know to grow its head larger a few hours before a c-section. I’ve never grown a baby so like does the baby know that it’s going to be delivered via c-section? And then it expands its head like a pufferfish? πŸ€”

03.01.2025 21:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ope

03.01.2025 21:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Man wearing a pink shirt and blue blazer looking through a magnifying glass.

Man wearing a pink shirt and blue blazer looking through a magnifying glass.

Me at 12:01:01 on Jan 1st checking websites for:

Β©2024

03.01.2025 09:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Illustrative image related to the stream category.

Illustrative image related to the stream category.

πŸ’œ Thanks to everyone that stopped by the stream to watch Dragon Age: The Veilguard πŸ’œ If you missed it, please follow at https://www.twitch.tv/webfoo to get your notification when I go live! #Twitch #DATV #DAV #DragonAge #SupportSmallerStreamers

01.01.2025 10:10 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I once saw two PhDs arguing about the implications of time travel and the effects of altering the timeline.

It was a real pair-a-Docs.

01.01.2025 10:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Streisand at its finest.

01.01.2025 06:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

…Then a few seasons later on the episode when they drink a bunch of espresso they tear the carpet and Oscar says that he always knew there was hardwood under the carpet and he acts like it’s the first time seeing it.

01.01.2025 05:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Something is really bugging me.

In the episode of the office when Dwight shoots his gun into the floor Oscar looks at the bullet hole in the floor and says there is hard wood under the carpet….

01.01.2025 05:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Meet Onions.

16.11.2024 16:01 πŸ‘ 7148 πŸ” 436 πŸ’¬ 239 πŸ“Œ 159
Zombies, Ghosts, And Psychics
Zombies, Ghosts, And Psychics YouTube video by Myq Kaplan - Topic

Kinda reminds me of a @myqkaplan.bsky.social joke about a friend who says he doesn’t want to watch β€œThe Walking Dead” because he β€œdoesn’t really like zombies”.

youtu.be/WxocPQyKYVw?...

30.12.2024 05:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tokyo (Dark-Mode). πŸ˜‚

29.12.2024 18:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I’m always wary of a product that needs SEVERAL things to β€œpreserve freshness”.

It makes it seem like it’s only a few days difference between delicious drink and toxic sludge. πŸ˜‚

29.12.2024 18:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Caption: β€œMosh pits in the Midwest”

Several people in a mosh pit all saying β€œOpe”.

Caption: β€œMosh pits in the Midwest” Several people in a mosh pit all saying β€œOpe”.

@tactifail.bsky.social

Saw this and thought of you.

29.12.2024 05:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Much better now. 🫨

28.12.2024 08:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Illustrative image related to the stream category.

Illustrative image related to the stream category.

Join us for some Dragon Age: The Veilguard - Come hang out at https://www.twitch.tv/webfoo ! βœ¨πŸ‰ #Twitch #SupportSmallerStreamers #DragonAge #DATV #DAV

28.12.2024 05:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m playing TONS of Coral Island right now and you see your character a lot so I spent a fair amount of time building it out.

28.12.2024 05:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

For me it depends on how often I see my character. I hate spending 30 minutes making a character and the game is First Person or something and I never see the character.

Most of the time I just pick the random option though.

28.12.2024 04:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Side by side of a deer and a kangaroo the caption says, β€œKangaroos are just deer who went to prison”.

Side by side of a deer and a kangaroo the caption says, β€œKangaroos are just deer who went to prison”.

26.12.2024 02:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is that Gill Bates??

25.12.2024 22:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0