Krystina Nellis

that question on the equal ops form is one one of the banes of my life

it can be both! there is a literal law that says this!

“She’s the exception, I am the rule.”

Such articulate cutting through of the nonsense around puberty blockers and eg Keira Bell’s detransitioning from Stephanie Lynnette on GMB this morning. It is also a refreshing relief to see a trans person actually being allowed to speak for once!

little tiny straws

Innovative! Neurotypical relative discovers new way to patronise you Your neurotypical relative has revealed themselves to be a creative genius after inventing an entirely new way to make you feel like an overgrown toddler, it has been rumoured.  Karen Hoyland, 57,…

Karen Hoyland, 57, reportedly upped her game after burning through “you must be very mild”, “we’re all a bit on the spectrum” and “you poor thing”, amongst many other classics.

Matt Berry had better deliver every line at the #Oscars as incredibly as the final four words of this scene

well, I mean, technically

*technically*

they *are* boards, and a game is being played with the boards, so…

bold of you to assume they’re filling out forms tbh…

* moving to a host! how is autocorrect still this much of a struggle in 2026

it got ddosed thanks to (v temporarily) moving to about with, it turns out, a security policy that basically actively enables ddosing - and while setting up blocks to filter out the crap I managed to accidentally block myself 😅

😬 the reference for this was definitely ‘haunted chibi teddy’ wasn’t it

my uni! and this very sign came up in a separate convo I had a few months back so it’s clearly doing its designated job of god-tier trolling

(whenever I’m screeching about media literacy I learned it at ARU fwiw)

saw Dog Day Afternoon for the first time today (I know…)

is a depressing state of affairs that - noted and obvious flaws aside - it would *still* be seen as unusually empathetic and open-minded in certain respects if it were released today

oh I need this (is sold out) 😭

mainstream tech of the 2020s is comphet

I do not feel I need to elaborate on this

@hackintimseeley.bsky.social

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hello everyone, how is your morning going

Question: someone i know who's already a writer in another area wants to do a crime-writing course. No getting published content, they have that covered, just craft stuff. Preferably online, suitable for a UK timezone. Please do share if you don't know of one! #AuthorSky

Depending on whether they fancy a. scriptwriting and b. cosy crime, BBC Studios has this scheme (runs annually) which might be of interest? www.bbcstudios.com/talentworks/...

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One fun thing to do at AWP is to start a timer at the beginning of the Q&A section and stop it the first time someone has “more of a comment than a question”

Here we goooo! Tickets on sale now 😀🎟️https://sohotheatre.com/events/susan-harrison-should-i-still-be-doing-this/

Hot take: most of the students who you laughed at for majoring in critical theory or comparative lit dense in French theory are more prepared for the 21st Century than computer scientists and engineers.

A cuddly brown cat outside a gate

End of level boss

a pack of kittens closes in a a large dog standing on a chair

David Attenborough [whispering]:

“As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”

I tell people that if the government is covering up the existence of aliens, NASA is absolutely not involved, because astrobiologists can't keep a secret to save their lives

a woman says oh my god in front of a hand soap dispenser Alt: Moira Rose (Catherine O'Hara) whining, shouting and somehow singing 'oh my God!'. While also rolling her eyes. Stone-cold genius tbqh.

having to write a privacy policy this arvo which, istg, has me needing to refer to myself throughout as "we"

finally, true journalism at work 🫡

Good Goodbye YouTube video by HWASA - Topic

today in music:

🚨low-key k-pop sadbanger klaxon!!!🚨

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it’s like Cassandra but with statistics and evidence instead of the power of second sight, thanks I hate it

tho tbf I did get caught out by a murder mystery false flag of Narrowed It Down To The Guy I Recognise the other night (it was not, in fact, the guy I recognised)

maaaaaaaaate I feel this

instead of buying bottled water, men are finding out that they can get as much as they can drink from their tap for no extra cost

they call this new trend hydromaxxing