Peter Nygaard

Well.

Today's flurry of NHL trades should be a nice little tune-up for tomorrow's trade deadli-[holds finger to earpiece] hang on, I'm just receiving word

Sheeeeesh. Not only did Drake become the first 9-seed to beat a 1-seed in Arch Madness, but they won by 21 and it basically never felt close after the opening minutes of the second half.

...Belmont, you good?

I’m not sure what Ottawa’s overall plan is, but that’s good value considering what some other guys went for today.

Maybe it was cause his name isn’t Nic.

Banners hang forever, but uh... that's quite the price to pony up for a player with let's say below-average burst.

@grantbrisbee.bsky.social Just a heads up on the MLB player pages: Pretty sure every single of one of the heights and weights is treating centimeters as inches and kilograms as pounds.

You can't start Peña at first.

That's what I'm talking a Browt.

STOP THE COUNT.

ESPN has brought Seth Rollins on to talk football several times, and I honestly get a kick out of it every single time.

Given that teams were allowed to talk during the roster freeze, there's a reasonable chance he got a heads up.

Push comes to shove, I do wonder if they could've negotiated it down to a slightly later pick.

The negotiations here were probably pretty interesting. On talent, it's a steep-ish price for a rental, but factoring in salaries and needs, I get it. That said, it would be awesome if the Avs could bring back Kulak on like a 2/$6M deal, feel extremely secure there and reallocate the $2M in savings.

Part of me does genuinely believe Jack Hughes is like "Aw, man, it's not like that." But maybe that should also be cause for a little self-reflection about why it is, in practice, like that.

Genuinely the closest we've ever come to getting The Killmore at The Fillmore.

To all who celebrate

Genuinely need to know who is shelling out actual legal, spendable currency to watch 49-year-old Floyd Mayweather Jr. vs. 47-year-old Manny Pacquiao.

Like… their first fight wasn’t good! They were pretty much washed then, and that was over a full decade ago!

Fittingly, there are some that argue The Good Doctor Who's actually a bad Doctor.

"Quit clowning."
"NO."

That's also part of it. "Mistakes" vs. "Flukes" is a little bit of an eye of the beholder distinction.

The hard sell for me is that it's fundamentally a different game. That and it effectively removes half the roster from the game. If you're gonna go full skill play, I'd rather just do a shootout. Otherwise, hockey is a fluky, messy game. That's half the fun of it.

I think they'll probably go off-script for a while.

Anyway, hope this motivates MacKinnon for the playoffs.

I remember my first time in time square

Panda skating

Panda beaten up but spiderman and mortal kombat

Panda spun by mortal kombat dude

Panda hugging Jackie Chan

Okay guys.

Kazakhstan’s Shaidarov just did Kung Fu Fighting in a panda suit, got his ass kicked and then spun by Mortal Kombat dude and Spiderman, finished to Hit Me Baby One More Time and then hugged Jackie Chan.

(Not a MadLib)

IS THAT LITERALLY JACKIE CHAN???

The men's Olympic gold medalist is skating to a Kung Fu Panda medley while dressed in a kimono and a panda suit, flanked by two skaters dressed as Sub-Zero and Deadpool.

What is this showcase gala and why did I never know about it before? lmao