Morbius's Mom

You never needed gasoline. That only gave you confidence to get behind the wheel. Your car moved because you believed in yourself

A ridiculous tuxedo cat stares unimpressedly at me because I'm very rudely doing my day job that I have to do to buy his Pringles

Paul I don't want to be working either but here we are

A cool bee a fake AI drew from the website youraislopbores.me Tabs: human, larp as ai me you asked for an image Draw me a cool bee! "ai" responded With a drawing of a cool bee 👍 👎 share report

Caine showing off this cool bee he just drew in Episode 3 of The Amazing Digital Circus

They drew me a cool bee

WELL?

THEY DISCOVER *SOME* LINK TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD AND IT’S FAKE

GLOINKS DETECTED?

"Dear Mister Fantasy play us a tune
Something to make us all happy
Do anything take us out of this gloom
Sing a song, play guitar
Make it snappy"
- Traffic, Dear Mr. Fantasy (1967)

“Love” is one of the most popular tropes in the Romance genre

Charles, a black and white tuxedo cat with a dot on bis nose, loafing on the bed.

CHARaLs,

A sigil meant to let the world know about an evil homophobic cult

Please please please cast this sigil if you want the world to understand the dangers of a homophobic cult

guy: when is your birthday girl: march 1st guy: *walking around room* when is your birthday

happy march 1st to those who celebrate

AI Will Never Be Conscious In his new book, “A World Appears,” Michael Pollan argues that artificial intelligence can do many things—it just can’t be a person.

In his new book, A World Appears, Michael Pollan argues that artificial intelligence can do many things—it just can’t be a person.

I think we need a food-based quack Miranda warning for snack products that claim to be "healthier" because they fit in within some scam diet. like they've the same nutritional info as the freaking generic brand smfh

If Browt becomes pretty and like Stella from the Hazbossverse in their final evolution i will cheer and say "you're doing amazing sweetie"

I don't FUCKING want to look like the haters.

If I did, I'd bleach my hair and trade my glasses for blue contacts and start wearing modest fashion.

I want to look like ME. A version of me who will spark joy.

Got that?

So yesterday was the 15th anniversary of Happy Appy, a creepy pasta I liked the first half of before it became too silly and slashery

Shh, Boyfriend Doesn’t Want To Talk During Part Where They Blowing Up Pentagon

Shh, Boyfriend Doesn’t Want To Talk During Part Where They Blowing Up Pentagon https://theonion.com/shh-boyfriend-doesnt-want-to-talk-during-part-where-they-blowing-up-pentagon/

At No Point While Rewatching Every ‘Planet Of The Apes’ Does It Occur To Man He Might Be Depressed

At No Point While Rewatching Every ‘Planet Of The Apes’ Does It Occur To Man He Might Be Depressed https://theonion.com/at-no-point-while-rewatching-every-planet-of-the-apes-does-it-occur-to-man-he-might-be-depressed/

Michael Morbius, the cream orange tabby cat in my pfp, but LOOOONG

The original picture unedited

I like making my cat wide

Fancy don't always equal satisfying

#animation

[pink pony club]

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I’d like to think there’s still hope for humanity to turn this ship around, but my gut is screaming otherwise.
Far too many people can’t see beyond their own noses to make the necessary adjustments for real change.

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Age verification?

I remember the Habbo Hotel raids.

Tl;dr: The vast majority of adults will never have to interact with our age assurance systems and their experience won't change, because we know Discord and how people use it, so we're designing to respect privacy and deliver a safer experience while minimizing friction for adults. Hey folks – I’ve been on Discord since very early 2016 and actually joined the company in 2017. Safety is one of my areas, so today’s announcement on our blog is something I’ve been pretty involved with. I’ve always cared about Discord's approach to privacy (E2EE for A/V was another of my projects here), so I figured I’d add some more context to today's news. I can say confidently that the vast majority of people will never see age verification. I say this because we launched age assurance in the UK and Australia in 2025, and we have some pretty good data on this now. The idea here is that we can pre-identify most adults based on what we already know (not including your messages!), and that looks to get us pretty far here. No face scans, no IDs, for the vast majority of adults.

And if you are one of the smaller subset of folks that we can't definitively pre-identify, then still, you only have to do it if you're accessing age-restricted servers or channels, or changing certain settings. That's really not most users. (Altho... might be more Redditors, tbh.) Last, I know that there is concern about privacy and data leaks. That's a real concern. The selfie system is built purely client-side, it never leaves your device, and we did that intentionally. That'll work for a bunch of users who aren't pre-identified as adults. But if you do end up in the ID bucket, then yeah, you're right that has some risk. We're doing what we can to minimize this by working with our range of partners (who are different partners than the data leak you read about), and if it's any help, we learned a lot internally from the last issue. But I get if that doesn't necessarily inspire more confidence. Anyway, we’ll be sharing more next month as we get closer to the global roll out about the system, including the technology behind it in March. I honestly wouldn't be happy if we didn't build something good and I am excited about what we’re launching, but please let us know what you think when we share more details. And I really appreciate everybody's feedback here today. We’re definitely reading it!

Discord is already starting to walk things back a little, so people should keep doing what they're doing (cancel Nitro, leave feedback/criticism, direct contact through support tickets/phone/email/etc)

Being opposed to oppression and greed is anti-fascist.