i played enough competitive multiplayer games back in the day to know i never want to play another one, *especially* not when people are incentivised to delete the last hour+ of my game progress
like at least in soulslike games i get to keep my gear after some pvp pro stomps me
i did 3 things today, so naturally i am So Fucking Tired
surely the third time i make this joke it will be funny. that's how these things work, right?
ME: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
MY THERAPIST: ...?
It's valid to tell people "I have plans" if your plans are to sit on your couch. That's a type of plans
"usable" is one of the best kinds of marijuana
every friend group's got that one guy who was vapourised by a Field and has to reconstruct their own body using their new godlike power over matter & energy
anyway, time to try to sleep. the horrors do not rest but i somehow must
like right now i'm supposed to be asleep, but instead i'm thinking about how cops murder marginalised people on the street and protect rich pedophiles from accountability
i think a lot about how in the USA, even the mere suspicion of a petty crime can carry a penalty of death without a trial, but things like corruption & treason just set you up for cushy jobs in the future
the way i know i've come up with a good joke is when my mutuals start threatening to have me executed
performers dispersing throughout the circus by clownian motion
people on bsky will say anything. "the set of all sets that do not contain themselves contains itself" no it doesn't. that isn't true
i think the muppets would like me. they'd probably think i was great. and i, of course, would overlook their sins
queer ttrpg group theorycrafts an unstoppable polycule configuration
every day i run the risk of saying "what da tuna?!" in front of people who have never even heard of bsky. truly, neurodivergence can be a heavy burden
trump: we blew 'em up, the little girls. bye-bye! the robot man said so, and we always listen to the robot man don't we folks?
hegseth: we must kill them all, every last child. for the blood god!
the nyt: Future Military-Aged Females Efficiently Dispatched By Precision Strike, Terrorists Allege
it's cool how the defence of this guy is "no no, he didn't know it was a waffen SS totenkopf; he just shares the exact same aesthetic & symbolic preferences as the nazi war criminals!"
fair enough! tbh i've had some good fun with unfinished games, but you're right that it's hard to get back into them down the line when they're properly released
i really wish i could just make myself enjoy the games i have, rather than crave novelty to such an absurd degree
it's too expensive and it's an extraction shooter, which is def not my favourite genre!
i did something very dangerous today: watched a stream of Slay the Spire 2 as a bitch with just enough money to buy it. please, i have many game and no time. please have mercy
Two successive stills from an episode of The Simpsons In the first still, Marge is sitting on a stool next to her sewing machine and a ruined dress. She says "At times like this, I guess all you can do is laugh." In the second still, Marge is sitting in the same position and pose, clearly not laughing even a little.
This is how I've been since 2015
christ, what an injustice. fuck everyone involved in that decision
BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope our ugly users are hit by a high speed train.
BLUESKY POSTER: Sir, I run a food bank for coma orphans! Why would you say such a thing?
BLUESKY EMPLOYEE: I hope all the endangered animals on earth die. I hope the sky is choked with black smoke forever.
oh, surely only the finest men would shoot their shot in the uber pool
That’s just artslop. You only like this thing because the artist stirred something deep within your soul that you don’t quite know how to articulate just yet. Lol
trump: we blew 'em up, the little girls. bye-bye! the robot man said so, and we always listen to the robot man don't we folks?
hegseth: we must kill them all, every last child. for the blood god!
the nyt: Future Military-Aged Females Efficiently Dispatched By Precision Strike, Terrorists Allege
Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt
"okay so it's false then?" also wrong. how dare you
