Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.
what about the humble int-they and rizz-them?
i haven't watched The Simpsons in ages. are they still doing storylines where homer uses his supreme oaf powers to cause others around him to die
how i'm consuming microplastics these days
thinking a lot about my trauma today, a decision which will surely improve my mood
when somebody cool follows me: oh geez, oh geez, i better not post stupid bullshit that makes them think less of me!
two days later: anybody else farting out. there butt?
I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am
the apparent position of the bsky team is that the right & the left should both be permitted to exist on this platform, so long as the left doesn't say anything the right finds objectionable enough to threaten mass violence over
surely a sustainable & unexploitable standard!
omg ;_;
they never gave me a straight answer for what rules that post violated btw. i tried on two separate occasions to get them to even just explain why they deleted the post, but they wouldn't
the answer is that they panicked and overreacted, because they fear both right-wing violence & left-wing speech
Black hat with brim with white text embroidered on it saying "Ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to be indoors on the computer"
it's so cool when an animal has little feets
"Why Don't Our Users Trust Us?" Asks Website Run By Panicky Horses Who Stampede Any Time A Tranny Criticises Them
remembering when bsky got mad at me for saying one specific guy said the magic syllables that make your throat explode. sure was a great example of even-handed, reasonable moderation!
Number of Donations Received by Size Range (or, How to Crowdfund $12k of Care w/o Taking "Too Much" from Anyone so Relax About It) 132 $1-$25 donations 80 $26-$100 donations 13 over $100 donations
@stella flagging this for if ghosts bother you tomorrow: not to be all ancient anarchist and shit but while community care helps the impacted person it also really really gives the community a needed fucking win sometimes
Two things that gave me peace during moments of shame and guilt last night: a chart of donation distribution helpfully labeled to shut me up, and some sage wisdom I really needed to hear from an organizer who Gets It
i feel like the ceiling on a ratatouille is fairly low. like they should probably main a dish with better scaling for the late-game when every chef's equipped with high-tier spices and cookware
Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart” Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001 Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar at city hall Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”
Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.
before and after pictures of a cat very sad and bloody in the snow, and then asleep under a blankey in bed
ok but can I just......
many such cases!
would you say you feel like a boat against the current borne back ceaselessly into the past?
it's like the world is in a competition with itself to cram as much stupid as possible into the shortest timeframe. the prize? a singularity of concentrated dumbfuck
I Was Transported To Another World After A Fatal Accident Whereupon I Was Charged With Defeating An Ancient And Terrible Evil In What Can Only Be Described As An Isekai Situation And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt
hey there! first off: great hand, love that it's feeding me. thank you so much for that
i -am- going to bite the shit out of it though
posts are how i get the ghosts out of my brain. until they creep back in again
techbros be like "what if a toy could give your child an attachment disorder. would that be worth $39.99/mo or $359.99/yr"
Neoliberalism Will Eventually Drown Itself In The Blood It Leeches From The Workers vs. what the fuck is a "soft power", are you calling me soft? fuck you i'll burn this country down
I Was Transported To Another World After A Fatal Accident Whereupon I Was Charged With Defeating An Ancient And Terrible Evil In What Can Only Be Described As An Isekai Situation And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt
In case you missed it in the STELLATHON, @katbrush.art made a video performing/singing several of my posts and it is incredible, please watch it (pt 2 in replies)
An oil tanker approaches the strait of Hormuz, collects a gold star and passes through while safely invulnerable
I think I may have cracked it
