Nix is Ready for Spring

My best friend and I, after DARE, wrote and acted out (for our parents) a play where one of us took a hit off a joint, fell into a coma and died. Learned later that all 4 parents had to turn around to keep from laughing the whole time.

my therapist says I should try to find some trans joy this week

everyone please post ur trans joy

I can't imagine how exciting this must be for you! Of all books A MATH BOOK!

OK well that is AMAZING!!!!! Congratulations!!!

fearthegaychicken.ytmnd.com

This is how all my nightmares begin now

she done!

I still have the frog cut out from the CD booklet somewhere.

What perfect albums came out when you were 16?

I saw ICP before they were too big. I smelled like root beer for a week.

I got on tech support chat and actually got a helpful response that solved my problem!

Takoma Park Residents Concerned Four-Year Terms Could Delay Next Chance to Be Mad TAKOMA PARK, MD – Local residents are expressing alarm over a proposal to extend city council terms from two years to four, warning that the change could significantly delay their next chance…

“I can’t even imagine waiting four whole years before I can send out my annual candidate questionnaire!”

holy shit this had me rolling

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

It works with microwave popcorn, too!

Gonna have to try that now.

I learned the hard way to back up my authorization app codes before swapping phones.

We saw them live a million years ago, it was great!

Also Italian Kitchen on U St.

DC institutions still standing:
- Bens Chili Bowl
- spinach appetizer at Rasika
- That sign on 295 pointing '96 Atlanta Olympic traffic to the soccer stadium that's been torn down

This is fucking outstanding.

Ever put your cheetos in the fridge?

frosted or unfrosted? my mother would get unfrosted and butter them.

I loved Twitter, despite its many imperfections.

Then Elon Musk fucked up Twitter beyond all recognition.

I will never, ever forgive him for that.

I now love Bluesky, despite its many imperfections.

With all due respect please don’t fuck up Bluesky, or I will never, ever forgive you.

Thank you.

💕💸

Chopping the shake with a spoon like it's a big pile of coke getting cut with a blade.

it’s my turn for a job

A girl with ear-length blonde hair smiling over her left shoulder.

Magically you were hugging me in 2000.

You in another decade

(1999)

Mathematicians - Weapons of Math Instruction (Official Music Video) YouTube video by Mathematicians

I know this isn't what you meant but I'd have been in error to not show it to you.