cele

really im surprised no one has been talking about glados

it just hit me that we have the capability to build glados. that didn't used to be true

if this is wrong i don't wanna know what's right

just pressed ctrl shift l on the bitwarden master password field four times

firewire isn't retro! retro is like... scsi, and parallel

just ate a bunch of metal and i regret it

im going to be so famous after this and everyones collective adoration will become a substitute for that which i was neglected in my permanent adolescence

maybe if i look into your eyes for long enough something will flip and i'll get to see your interiority

the subject line of your affection

to matter (materialize)

you are a leaf while i am dirt

my body is so weird

big things coming in the next couple of years oops i mean itll be too late oops it's too late oops i actually never even had a chance

awesomesauce

(smiles) hey!

day 1 of being an icon: (with a sparkling aura around me) hi

keyboard, record player, ...

i miss portal 2

4 way rca audio/video switch

thats so sick

i remember when i was like 6 years old all i wanted was a clipboard and a four colour pen

thank you

grrrr

im glad this is happening to you

guys im starting a secret band. im gonna be so famous but no one will ever know

camembert laptop goes to sleep when you close the lid

^

thats cause its normal

gabby start and bill wurtz are basically the same person