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@euniceburnsvevo

white woman of suburban descent. he/him

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I’ve never described anything as “giving me the ick” but this may change that

06.03.2026 20:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Ryan Murphy industrial complex about to crumble

05.03.2026 23:40 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Can’t wait until she says fuckin’ YEE 🤠

05.03.2026 20:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

love landing on almost farm gay bluesky. exactly what I want on my feed I’m so serious

05.03.2026 18:55 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Listen, hope springs eternal

04.03.2026 21:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Love that for you!!

04.03.2026 18:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

America the beautiful 🫠

03.03.2026 19:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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god bless halfway decent bathroom lighting ✨

03.03.2026 19:14 👍 37 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

The Vanishing Half by Brit Bennett! Really liking it. After this is Project Hail Mary.

03.03.2026 13:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

congress sounds cool i wish it was real

28.02.2026 19:41 👍 8317 🔁 1326 💬 63 📌 22

The morally bankrupt Trump administration has partnered with another morally bankrupt authoritarian to declare an unprovoked war on Iran, already killing scores of civilians.

We need an immediate vote from Congress on a War Powers Resolution. Then articles of impeachment.

28.02.2026 15:33 👍 23437 🔁 6123 💬 717 📌 257

Rich people used to be patrons of the arts, building extravagant theaters to show movies, theatre, and opera. Now they’re annoying business majors with zero creativity or capacity for taste, and I hope one day they all realize how pitiful they are

27.02.2026 01:32 👍 81 🔁 24 💬 1 📌 0

Craziest thing is that’s their biggest motivator for any/all of this: they just want to sit at the cool kids table. It’s insane! And the fact that the actual cool kids are like “you’re fucking weird and suck so much oh my god it’s actually embarrassing” kiiiiiills them.

27.02.2026 00:01 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Same vein as when Schumer/Jeffries talks about reaching across the aisle - I would MUCH rather you say “… and we are fucked!” instead of “Write to your Senator!”

Talking like Obama is still in office is insane to me and just another way to say “I have no ideas, but want to sound effective & useful”

26.02.2026 23:52 👍 53 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1

Once again:
A) This would be handing two of Hollywood's only remaining studios to a right-wing Trump ally and his "Dad said I could have it!" son, who

B) has not begun to prove that he can successfully run one studio, let alone two.

An utter disaster, although in fairness, that is Zaslav's brand.

26.02.2026 21:49 👍 614 🔁 188 💬 12 📌 8

This is my gift, my curse

25.02.2026 22:28 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

See I used to capitalize on teams and now I’ve seen the light

25.02.2026 20:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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He’s my white feather hawk tail deer hunter

24.02.2026 21:04 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Ugh I fell for that AI gospel cover of Running Up That Hill god I hate this!!!!!

24.02.2026 12:46 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You continue to stay correct!!

24.02.2026 02:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am genuinely so honored

23.02.2026 04:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Kylie Minogue - Get Outta My Way (Official Video)
Kylie Minogue - Get Outta My Way (Official Video) YouTube video by Kylie Minogue

I know a lot of Kylie has been mentioned so far, but it’s wild to me that none of them have mentioned one of her best videos:

youtu.be/BHGaW8lBlSk?...

23.02.2026 01:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So far the impending blizzard mood is USA men’s hockey winning gold and throwing ass to White Feather Hawk Tail Deer Hunter while making a Gruyère grilled cheese and tomato soup.

22.02.2026 18:01 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Unfortunately, my husband’s about to see me unleash my inner hockey fan (I also played growing up for 11 years so it’s par for the course)

22.02.2026 13:25 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

About to go wuther my heights or whatever charli xcx said

21.02.2026 23:09 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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If I send you this it means that, due to medical reasons, I will not be fully participating in your shenanigans.

20.02.2026 20:49 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As someone whose husband lost all his work as a direct result of Trump’s “tariffs,” I am taking this as a big fucking win

20.02.2026 15:31 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Texting my husband sweet little messages while I’m at work is my love language

19.02.2026 19:54 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

simply unreal how good this was

19.02.2026 17:51 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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we’re almost to the weekend, boys and babes

19.02.2026 15:46 👍 58 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0