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Internetting professionally and hobbially Supporting developers at Fastly

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An important academic update

An important academic update

Halal Truck Mr. Beast

Halal Truck Mr. Beast

Eldest boy has taken to sending me messages and emails sporadically that look normal but when opened are just Halal Truck Mr. Beast

06.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 3038 πŸ” 371 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 14
02.03.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 128 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Can't wait for the flood of SOTU live watches tonight where the commenter just shouts "wrong" every 45 seconds

24.02.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This would make my heart explode... but I do love coffee

23.02.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok hear me out

23.02.2026 05:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Alysa Liu telling 60 Minutes β€œI love struggling, it makes me feel alive” is a legit revolutionary statement from a Bay Area native in a time when copious amounts of time and resources are being put toward convincing us to opt out of experiencing struggle, friction and self-actualization

22.02.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 13946 πŸ” 2514 πŸ’¬ 107 πŸ“Œ 135
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Prince Andrew's Arrest Across the pond in Britain, justice and accountability is a serious matter

Never in a million years did I ever fathom when I resurrected the Epstein story in 2018 that it would lead to first arrest of a British Royal in four centuries. Not since King Charles I was arrested in 1647.
open.substack.com/pub/jkbjourn...

19.02.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 33792 πŸ” 7835 πŸ’¬ 1934 πŸ“Œ 786

This reminds me of how a felt writing day trading scripts during COVID.

You make the line move. It gets addictive. Then that's all you can think about, especially after hours.

15.02.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Three panel comic. Panel 1: baby monkeys in overalls jumping on a bed, having fun. Panel 2: one of the monkeys falls over the edge of the bed, reaching out as he falls. Panel 3: one of the other monkeys, now looking super buff and badass, grabs him by the arm to save him heroically. β€œMonkey Stronger Together.”

Three panel comic. Panel 1: baby monkeys in overalls jumping on a bed, having fun. Panel 2: one of the monkeys falls over the edge of the bed, reaching out as he falls. Panel 3: one of the other monkeys, now looking super buff and badass, grabs him by the arm to save him heroically. β€œMonkey Stronger Together.”

13.02.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 21303 πŸ” 5329 πŸ’¬ 94 πŸ“Œ 65
Spiderweb
From other angles the fibers look fragile, but not from the spider's, always hauling coarse ropes, hitching lines to the best posts possible. It's heavy work everyplace, fighting sag, winching up give. It isn't ever delicate to live.

Spiderweb From other angles the fibers look fragile, but not from the spider's, always hauling coarse ropes, hitching lines to the best posts possible. It's heavy work everyplace, fighting sag, winching up give. It isn't ever delicate to live.

Re: periods of revolutionary ebb (poem Kay Ryan)

12.02.2026 12:27 πŸ‘ 104 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is making a funny face and saying `` oh my god '' in front of a crowd . Alt: Danny devito in Its Always Sunny having an emotional breakthrough and saying " oh my god I get it" while watching dance

Don't mind me just having an emotional moment while watching the French ice dancing routing

12.02.2026 04:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

why stop at doubles. there should be an event where they see how many guys you can stack before the sled falls over

11.02.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 858 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 8
Daniel Stenberg on AI Slop #opensource #developer #aiengineering
Daniel Stenberg on AI Slop #opensource #developer #aiengineering YouTube video by RedMonk

Hear @bagder.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy, Founder of The cURL project, discuss the rise of AI Slop in open source on @redmonk.com's MonkCast: "it's important to not get stuck on the AI part but on the abuse part." redmonk.com/videos/danie... www.youtube.com/shorts/GwfFl...

11.02.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Jack Duffy attaches a respirator to his bagpipes to play through tear gas. β€œI always play it whenever the police retreat because it's like, β€˜You fucking ran while we stayed,’” he says.

The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp...

By Julianne Le

10.02.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 5464 πŸ” 1737 πŸ’¬ 94 πŸ“Œ 300

Did u know they turned the game from Heated Rivalry into a real sport?

08.02.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 717 πŸ” 111 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 2

Guy who opened pandora's box 'sorry folks, I can't do anything about the torment. I just opened the box'

06.02.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Software is escaping the browser

06.02.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We talked with @thekenchilds.com about πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ή Austria’s Katrin Beierl, who does women’s Monobob but she hates her job.

06.02.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 12

"The laundry never stops" -- the title of my upcoming parenting book

06.02.2026 03:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dark horse take

05.02.2026 13:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The death of browsing is part of the reason art is the way it is now. Our opinions are largely fed to us by algorithms. Spending a spare 15 minutes wandering around a bookstore or comic shop or video rental place was how you found stuff you wouldn't ordinarily pick up and thereby expanded your taste

29.11.2025 18:44 πŸ‘ 8197 πŸ” 2331 πŸ’¬ 190 πŸ“Œ 300
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The NBC audio messed up and Mevis sounded like Boomhauer for a little bit.

19.01.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 1136 πŸ” 381 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 62

i have worked with Casey and can corroborate their being a great team member. really smart, versatile, dedicated, and a great partner in brainstorming and product engineering

16.01.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
A child's duplo plastic baguette piece on a short 4x2 piece

A child's duplo plastic baguette piece on a short 4x2 piece

I can't believe I spent $7 at Panera and got this

15.01.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All the homie bears can crash at my crawlspace. Gotta be a chill hang tho.

14.01.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Proud to support the Python Software Foundation (@python.org) as a Fast Forward member!

PyPI’s 2025 Year in Review shows the scale of the Python ecosystem:
β€’ 3.9M+ new files
β€’ 130K+ new projects

Honored to help power infrastructure behind the global Python community. blog.pypi.org/posts/2025-1...

13.01.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The process to become a @fastly.com Fast Forward member was impressively seamless. A lovely partner to work with through and through.

I also want to give some massive kudos to James Fenn, our board chairperson and tech lead, for leading up the technicals behind the zero-downtime. He's amazing!

12.01.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every car I've ever had has a sunroof and I've never found a practical use for them other than letting heat out in the summer. What do people even do with these things?

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