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All in the name of the IPO.

9 to 5 could use a remake:

A former trad wife, an overlooked tech manager, and a personal assistant team up to take down their sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot of a boss.

Very little needs updating, honestly...

At the end, OG Violet, Judy, and Doralee walk in.

I was arrested at home by NYPD detectives and charged under a stalking law for sending faxes to New York City's chamber of commerce

Yesterday was Matzo Ball Soup, and today was dal which is crazy spicy and I can breathe again!

Vic Michaelis – LezWatch.TV Vic Michaelis is an actor who has played at least 0 character(s) who are queer on television, webseries, or TV Movies.

Adding in @dropout.tv 's Vic Michaelis as playing ... (checks notes) a fictionalized Vic Michaelis on The Rookie is basically PEAK @vicmmic.bsky.social - That's why I voted them president of Dropout.

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You know ... eating humans is not kosher, but if you're in a situation where you MUST eat humans to survive, they're considered neither meat nor dairy ...

So TECHNICALLY using soylent schmaltz would be okay...

A picture of PEW poll on global attitude survey, saying the % who rate the morality and ethics of people in their country as good vs bad, where the US has the worst rankings and Canada the best

Americans: we live in a fallen state—embroiled by sin, cheating, lying, and evil. You cannot trust anyone, not even those who claim to know you best

Canadians: I love my neighbors and my friends!

There is not enough fiber in the universe to make a week of matzah not a problem… I just refuse to eat it beyond the required amount.

Mine are from my dad. My mom hates cooking, her mom was crap at it. :D

Ironically it was 'too sporty' for skating, which was (supposedly) an art at the time. Only then Michelle Kwan, inarguably the greatest uncrowned queen of her era, lost out to people who were less elegant but sportier.

... I mean ... I suppose you could but ew?

I just moved to British Columbia, and not all of the grocery stores keep it in stock, so I had to visit a few to find it.

We had some leftover chicken shredded in there, aye.

Oh my god, it's DISGUSTING. But it works.

The sinus cold this season is brutal. Wife's been laid up with it for a week (we saw a nurse who said sympathetic care and rest) and I'm kind of bouncing between meh and BLAAAAARGH.

I’d say come on by but we’re still in the mires of the sinus shit.

We’re fighting off a sinus cold. We need this.

Oh and two eggs per cup of matzah

The mix tastes weird to me. Besides, it’s salt, oil (schmaltz), water, and matzah.

I'll need a bigger pot.

Both are good, but frankly ANY broth in this moment

In fact something I sing.

HAH! I found Matzah meal! I can make soup to heal us!

You're not wrote about the printer... I had to move mine to a new wall to get it to stop being a dick.

Tired: genAI is conscious

Wired: GenAI is not conscious

Inspired: GenAI is not conscious, but your microwave is and so is your printer, and they both hate you

When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

“They got money for wars, but can’t feed the poor”—Tupac

McDonald's responds after its CEO goes viral for taking a tiny bite while trying the new Big Arch burger

"take a bite of our new product"

The game that went from black-and-white to technicolor in 9 innings YouTube video by MLB Vault

randomly remembering when MLB on FOX did a twist on a "retro" broadcast that started off as a 1939 broadcast, but then "moved forward" as the game progressed until it became a modern broadcast:

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Oh for real, my old condo regularly got mail for the wrong street. Like 123 Blackwater vs 123 Western. once I got my neighbour’s dead relative’s ashes and was soooo confused.

Oh my god I get to add @dropout.tv people to LezWatch!?!