Will (he/him)

Yes we can

I often have my nails painted and it’s only the 6+ kids, and usually girls, who have anything to say about it. Latest was like “why are your nails painted?!” Me: why are yours? Her: because I’m a girl! Me: no, because it’s fun!

Meh.

1 rat cubed is a gross fleshy cube.

3 rats cubed is exponentially worse.

This International Women's Day, please remember that trans women are women. Full stop. No qualifiers.

Jfc I’m so very very sorry for all of this.

You wouldn’t even need to change the cast, just the, uh, location.

I got a $20 seed warming mat at the plant shop to use as a proofing… proving?… station. Works great!

Fresh baked seedy sourdough sliced open to show an airy crumb.

I have not, in fact, stopped baking bread. It’s just become so routine that I don’t bother posting every loaf. But this new one is pretty neat. A seedy sourdough.

It was sushi and she was wrapped in Saran Wrap, but, yes.

It’s not enough to tax the rich*. I want to live in a world where that kind of sociopathic greed just doesn’t exist.

* mega yacht has a mini yacht and helicopter support squadron kind of rich

The hallmark movie of your life is going to be great. Can’t wait.

Bugs me knowing that billionaires and mega millionaires sunning on their yachts are surely scrolling social media, seeing the same help me pay rent help me pay for medical bills help me help me posts and just… not. They easily could. They could help so many with a couple of taps. But they don’t.

Omg 3am burritos are the best burritos!

That was awesome and your roommate has exquisite taste and should never be questioned.

Hey now. That particular flick was a blast.

Produce better men, obviously.

It’s late, and I’m tired, and I wonder if the the above sounds motivatingly positive as intended, or more like scary-white-man-on-the-internet-needs-to-be-checked-on…

It’s happy music! I swear! Gawd mom, you just don’t get it! Ugh!

The time has come for me
The time to overcome and do what is right
For the world to see
And from the ashes of the dawn
I will rise

- DragonForce

Maybe if he’d spent more time with his children instead of licking strangers’ lollipops they’d still be on speaking terms.

Dammit

Oh no what now

Two cats in a rather large cat tower.

Success!

Feeling down? Highly recommend the new Perfume Genius album paired with a 5000 piece cat tower to assemble. Bliss.

Filed to: PHILANTHROPY.

More like filled to, amirite?

The one week later grief spike has hit like an anvil. Oof.

Wadame Meb

* No Scrubs (TLC) vs Shape of You (Ed Sheeran)
* Don’t Change (INXS) vs Believer (Imagine Dragons) vs Take Me to Church (Hozier)

* Popular (nada surf) vs I’m not okay (my chemical romance)
* You should be sad (Halsey) vs Lay Lady Lay (Ministry)
* Kids (MGMT) vs Femininomenon (Chappel Roan)
* Guess who’s back (Eminem) vs Barbara Rhubarb
* Trippin’ at the Disco (People Under the Stairs) vs Bust a Move (Young MC)

* Lose your soul (dead man’s bones) vs Bleed It Out (LINKIN PARK)
* Cuban Pete vs. Hell (squirrel nut zippers)
* Joanne (Gaga) vs all american bitch (rodrigo)
* Don’t know what you’ve got (cinderella) vs. In your eyes (Peter Gabriel)
* D.a.n.c.e. (justice) vs me against the music (Britney spears)