RealAmanda 🍁

I'm in the dentist waiting room doing the drawing prompts!

a man dressed as shrek is sitting on a couch and saying " i mean maybe that seems fine " Alt: a man dressed as shrek is sitting on a couch and saying " i mean maybe that seems fine "

😭😭😭

I am obsessed 🤣

Omg this is fun!!!!

Uh-oh! Worst person you know learned therapy words

Beware! Risk of being perceived!!

How I feel when someone blocks me.

You absolutely SHINE!!!

It's a special kind of magic.

A photo of three pens, one is blue and white, while the other two are black. BIC Multicolour Sharpie S-Gel 0.7mm Zebra Sarasa Clip 0.5mm

My daily drivers

I wish we had a more whimsical plural noun for "enemy".

A photo of three pens, one is blue and white, while the other two are black. BIC Multicolour Sharpie S-Gel 0.7mm Zebra Sarasa Clip 0.5mm

My daily drivers

Like I am fine if there are a group of people who want an "experience" but that's what tablets are for, a walled garden baby computer for browsing emails, leave the rest of us alone with our PCs godddd

It's certainly an adult!

How I arrived on Bluesky.

a still frame from Lord of the Rings depicting "The Mouth of Sauron", a character who wears a metal helmet and black fabric hood obscuring almost their entire face exept their mouth. Their mouth is pulled in a tight, pained smile revealing inhumanly long, sharp teeth that are stained with some kind of black oil or grease.

My master, Sauron the Great, has bid thee welcome, and quite frankly, it's SO disrespectful that you would tell him to disband the armies of Mordor and depart these lands, never to return!

Dr. Strangelove - Precious Bodily Fluids YouTube video by poolitics

This guy would be refreshingly normal in the current political climate.

Exciting!!! I just connected up mine!

Jazz hits so hard in the shower

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I am reading all the comments about everyone's favourite apples and it's very adorable how everyone has their number one lady.

N.B. I acknowledge that this is something I can do because I live in a country with socialized medicine/dental, and have no dependants that rely on me.

I am not saying this is a solution for everybody, I am saying it's what I am doing right now.

I have stopped even trying to get a job in my field and have just been working part-time in a low-stress, low-intensity bougie retail store.

I basically read, colour, and do my little classes for $20/hr.

I won't do it forever, but I'm doing it right now to heal all the things that were broken.

A wet footprint next to snow and ice on a wooden deck.

Me: I hate cold, I hate snow, I hate winter.

Also me:

Spring is coming, finally! 🥹

This is wealth, in my estimation. These are my life goals.

I am ashamed by the unhealthy quantity of Medieval Dynasty I have snorted in the last couple weeks.

I have heard some Mahjong drama that sounded like it was written by Aaron Sorkin.

Not a blade of grass to be seen in this nightmare realm.

Tapping the sign again:

Israel ≠ Jewish people. It IS NOT anti-Semitic to criticize Israel. It IS anti-Semitic to use the two interchangeably. Jews have no obligation to support Israel’s genocide. Aligning the two robs Jews of autonomy and makes our religion a tool for your political agenda.