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a genderqueer monkey that's figured out how to use every single computer program i will soon be with the binery but for now i'm still they/them put alt-text on your memes! portland, oregon

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painting of a capybara lying on the bed crying while listening to sad music on its cellphone with wired headphones

painting of a capybara lying on the bed crying while listening to sad music on its cellphone with wired headphones

Capybara crying while listening to sad music

06.03.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 497 πŸ” 139 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 11

lol that's the exact hp workstation i got on ebay and turned into my plex server

06.03.2026 00:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

wait really?

05.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you see something, beat its ass.

10.02.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Savatage - Hall Of The Mountain King
Savatage - Hall Of The Mountain King YouTube video by HQRockNRollMusic

truly one of the greatest songs of all time by any measure

five and half minutes of pure bliss, no brakes

26.10.2024 03:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a-ha - Take On Me (Official Video) [Remastered in 4K]
a-ha - Take On Me (Official Video) [Remastered in 4K] ONE BILLION VIEWS on February 17, 2020 πŸ“…β€œTake On Me” has been remastered in stunning 4K resolution - watch it now!πŸ“Ί Watch all the official a-ha videos here...

my favorite part is when he goes from low to high and you're like, "surely that's as high as he's gonna go", and then he goes a little bit higher and you're like 🀯

30.01.2024 02:27 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
James - Laid (Version 3)
James - Laid (Version 3) Music video by James performing Laid. (C) 1993 Mercury Records Limited

in this thread, men who's high notes i envy

30.01.2024 02:23 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3
fridge magnet poetry, reading: 

    how to stop crushing
    beauty
    worship ing
    women delirious
    of    language
    I                  girl
    I                     sky
    ask 
    sing
    like      shadow
    lake sleep ing
    swim 
   trudge
  chant
 storm

 (upside-down) death

fridge magnet poetry, reading: how to stop crushing beauty worship ing women delirious of language I girl I sky ask sing like shadow lake sleep ing swim trudge chant storm (upside-down) death

sometimes, a refrigerator is an angel

04.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Proton Mail Helped FBI Unmask Anonymous β€˜Stop Cop City’ Protester A court record reviewed by 404 Media shows privacy-focused email provider Proton Mail handed over payment data related to a Stop Cop City email account to the Swiss government, which handed it to the ...

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05.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 131 πŸ” 79 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 11

it's always a good time to enjoy busdriver

05.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

WAIT UNTIL YOU MEET THEIR CATS

05.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Life is short, friends. Spend as much of it as you can loving people.

05.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 434 πŸ” 108 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3

The ship that the US torpedoed in international waters, whose crew was left to drown (already a war crime) was unarmed & participating in multinational exercises, & the US knew it would be there because they had been invited to the exercises before they attacked.

The enemies of peace & humanity.

05.03.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 516 πŸ” 167 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

kristi has noem or job

05.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

once a guy took me back to his place and showed me (part of) a bill hicks special and all i rememebr thinking was "huh. i didnt know they gave comedy specials to people who arent funny too"

12.08.2025 01:50 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

he reached into every regular patriots chest and hurt them in a way they didn't even imagine was possible.

05.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i was thinking like a border or accents around the edges. my eyes are really bad and my lenses are thick so that gives more volume to work with :)

05.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😧😑

05.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

<3

05.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i demand all human knowledge be converted to cube form at once, and i demand all glass be converted to data storage. i want windows for my house, each etched with the totality of human knowledge. i want lenses for my glasses that contain every computer virus ever discovered.

05.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the world is an umpire,
sent to judge your plays

despite all my rage,
i'm still just a runner on base ⚾

21.07.2025 14:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Getting unconfirmed
Reports that the world is
A vampire, dude

05.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

ok fair, but what do i get? can i at least have a piece of the game?

05.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A blue poster with a black figure flipping the bird with β€œFuck Ice!” written in red above it from Scotty Ramon

A blue poster with a black figure flipping the bird with β€œFuck Ice!” written in red above it from Scotty Ramon

Seen around the scene

05.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

WAIT UNTIL YOU MEET THEIR CATS

05.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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LITERALLY THE DREAM

05.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 127 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 16

i really don't think Hegseth realized the diplomatic consequences of that strike

05.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 2163 πŸ” 687 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 50
What You Thought Hops
What You Thought Hops Provided to YouTube by The Orchard EnterprisesWhat You Thought Hops Β· Typical CatsTypical Catsβ„— 2001 Galapagos4Released on: 2001-02-19Auto-generated by YouTube.

well, since i'm here, i should start posting good music

"i say work is love, let my body be a brick"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3eTzpKLfro

22.06.2023 00:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the promise of ai is to make you into a character from bioshock

don't you want to shoot bees out of your hands? who cares if andrew banned the bible, your art can finally be *free* a singular vision, untainted by society's morals or the burdens of community

29.12.2025 22:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

bump stock on the waffle iron
finna put waffle house out of business

04.03.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0