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a genderqueer monkey that's figured out how to use every single computer program i will soon be with the binery but for now i'm still they/them put alt-text on your memes! portland, oregon

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the 96GB of DDR5 ram i bought last year for $180 is now listed at $1050 😐

06.03.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I suggest all americans who think living under an evil regime justifies being killed even when you're innocent immediately take action upon themselves that is in accordance with their beliefs

06.03.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
A one month chart of oil prices

A one month chart of oil prices

Oil prices are going parabolic. This is insane.

06.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 1214 πŸ” 321 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 324

oh dang, i used nova for at least a decade after i got my first android phone

06.03.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Fern Brady | Power & Chaos (Full Comedy Special)
Fern Brady | Power & Chaos (Full Comedy Special) YouTube video by 800 Pound Gorilla Comedy Exports

instead of watching the news, why not watch this autistic scottish woman instead?!

15.10.2025 19:08 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

how straight can hormuz really be with all these dudes trying so hard to get back into him??

05.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What a terrible time to be an expert on the ancient Near East/ Persian Empire 😭

06.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 112 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

i demand all human knowledge be converted to cube form at once, and i demand all glass be converted to data storage. i want windows for my house, each etched with the totality of human knowledge. i want lenses for my glasses that contain every computer virus ever discovered.

05.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

have you called Jacob Frey today?

Don’t worry, you won’t have to talk to anyone. Just leave a message.

06.03.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
that green nut ice cream

that green nut ice cream

gotta get some of

06.03.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 303 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 34
painting of a capybara lying on the bed crying while listening to sad music on its cellphone with wired headphones

painting of a capybara lying on the bed crying while listening to sad music on its cellphone with wired headphones

Capybara crying while listening to sad music

06.03.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 519 πŸ” 146 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 13

lol that's the exact hp workstation i got on ebay and turned into my plex server

06.03.2026 00:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

wait really?

05.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you see something, beat its ass.

10.02.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Savatage - Hall Of The Mountain King
Savatage - Hall Of The Mountain King YouTube video by HQRockNRollMusic

truly one of the greatest songs of all time by any measure

five and half minutes of pure bliss, no brakes

26.10.2024 03:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a-ha - Take On Me (Official Video) [Remastered in 4K]
a-ha - Take On Me (Official Video) [Remastered in 4K] ONE BILLION VIEWS on February 17, 2020 πŸ“…β€œTake On Me” has been remastered in stunning 4K resolution - watch it now!πŸ“Ί Watch all the official a-ha videos here...

my favorite part is when he goes from low to high and you're like, "surely that's as high as he's gonna go", and then he goes a little bit higher and you're like 🀯

30.01.2024 02:27 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
James - Laid (Version 3)
James - Laid (Version 3) Music video by James performing Laid. (C) 1993 Mercury Records Limited

in this thread, men who's high notes i envy

30.01.2024 02:23 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3
fridge magnet poetry, reading: 

    how to stop crushing
    beauty
    worship ing
    women delirious
    of    language
    I                  girl
    I                     sky
    ask 
    sing
    like      shadow
    lake sleep ing
    swim 
   trudge
  chant
 storm

 (upside-down) death

fridge magnet poetry, reading: how to stop crushing beauty worship ing women delirious of language I girl I sky ask sing like shadow lake sleep ing swim trudge chant storm (upside-down) death

sometimes, a refrigerator is an angel

04.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
Preview
Proton Mail Helped FBI Unmask Anonymous β€˜Stop Cop City’ Protester A court record reviewed by 404 Media shows privacy-focused email provider Proton Mail handed over payment data related to a Stop Cop City email account to the Swiss government, which handed it to the ...

If you pay Proton Mail for a service, they may hand over the payment data in response to a court order: www.404media.co/proton-mail-...

05.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 132 πŸ” 79 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 10

it's always a good time to enjoy busdriver

05.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

WAIT UNTIL YOU MEET THEIR CATS

05.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Life is short, friends. Spend as much of it as you can loving people.

05.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 437 πŸ” 108 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3

The ship that the US torpedoed in international waters, whose crew was left to drown (already a war crime) was unarmed & participating in multinational exercises, & the US knew it would be there because they had been invited to the exercises before they attacked.

The enemies of peace & humanity.

05.03.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 523 πŸ” 168 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

kristi has noem or job

05.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

once a guy took me back to his place and showed me (part of) a bill hicks special and all i rememebr thinking was "huh. i didnt know they gave comedy specials to people who arent funny too"

12.08.2025 01:50 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

he reached into every regular patriots chest and hurt them in a way they didn't even imagine was possible.

05.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i was thinking like a border or accents around the edges. my eyes are really bad and my lenses are thick so that gives more volume to work with :)

05.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😧😑

05.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

<3

05.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i demand all human knowledge be converted to cube form at once, and i demand all glass be converted to data storage. i want windows for my house, each etched with the totality of human knowledge. i want lenses for my glasses that contain every computer virus ever discovered.

05.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0