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Chuck Jordan

@sasquatchers.wtf

Independent video game developer. He/him, pretty gay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Most recently made β€œSasquatchers” for the Playdate Formerly at Telltale Games, Maxis, LucasArts, and projects for Walt Disney Imagineering Personal blog at https://www.spectrecollie.com/

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After three years of work, AETHUS is out... NOW! πŸ‘©β€πŸš€β›οΈ
This is my love letter to survival-crafting games, and it's a full 1.0 package - no EA!

$15.99 at launch for 30+ hours of proper story-driven gameplay.

Can you help me spread the word about my little indie game?

#AETHUS #GameDev #IndieGame

06.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4
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#playdate 3d voxels
Voxel Earth (Paris location) hi-rez export converted to an optimized tree structure, rendered realtime on device

real world size: 500mx500m
voxel volume: 844x182x892 blocks

06.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not talking you into anything; not everything works for everyone and that’s why there are lots of games.

They did a good job with the remasters and you can see the series get closer to the feel of the comics as time went on.

And Steve liked them, which is all I care about! πŸ˜ƒ

06.03.2026 07:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol I’m pretty partial to the Telltale games, but I’m a bit biased.

(Check my bio)

06.03.2026 07:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Only real ones could make it through ep 7. Respect.

06.03.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My Favorite Games: Sam & Max Hit the Road A game that was so obviously one of my favorites and most formative that even I forgot to include it

My Favorite Games: Sam & Max Hit the Road

A game that was so obviously one of my favorites and most formative that even I forgot to include it

06.03.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no not the guy famously known for consistently making great decisions, Ben Affleck! Not the best friend of cryptocurrency pitchman Matt Damon!

05.03.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe it won’t haunt me every time I see it, knowing that it’s actually only 249 stitches across.

05.03.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My whole career I’ve never really thought of myself as β€œa programmer,” it’s always just been something I’m pretty good at doing.

But I guess I am to my core, since I’ve been crocheting a blanket and discovered that I’ve got an off-by-one error.

05.03.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Politically correct" I guess means "with the approval of Congress as explicitly required by the Constitution of the United States?"

05.03.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Image generated by the my9games.com site, with: Dark Castle (Mac original), The Secret of Monkey Island, Sam & Max Hit the Road, SimCity 3000, You Don't Know Jack Movies, Half-Life 2, The Sims 2, Final Fantasy Tactics, and Diablo 2

Image generated by the my9games.com site, with: Dark Castle (Mac original), The Secret of Monkey Island, Sam & Max Hit the Road, SimCity 3000, You Don't Know Jack Movies, Half-Life 2, The Sims 2, Final Fantasy Tactics, and Diablo 2

Everybody else is doing my9games.com so why not me too.
(I've got a running list on my own blog at spectrecollie.com/category/vid...)

05.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whew. Good news if you, like me, were a fan of Parlor Room and were starting to get worried the series wasn't going to get a second season.

05.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"you need to learn how to use gAI or you'll get left behind!"

counterpoint!

the absolute fastest way to render yourself unemployable is to build your skillset around a tool that does your thinking for you, that everyone has access to, and that one company can change or take away at any time

05.03.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 4760 πŸ” 1631 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 45

It may seem cruel to cut Noem’s career in the DHS short after only 14 months, but sometimes they’re just untrainable, dangerous, and have an aggressive personality.

05.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Kristi Noem has done a stunning amount of damage and it’s good she’s gone.

But this doesn’t change the fact that we need a complete overhaul of DHS, impartial investigations into the killings of two American citizens, and information on children that were taken from Minnesota.

05.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 40014 πŸ” 9037 πŸ’¬ 1485 πŸ“Œ 303

trivia: this is panic's first internally-developed game available on steam and consoles! i think that's cool!

you gotta play it, it's a delight.

05.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody tell me how it ends because I want to keep imagining my dumped-with-a-bucket-of-pigs-blood ending.

05.03.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Markwayne Mullin

Markwayne Mullin

Yes but also

05.03.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey! I little bit of a self-serving plug for my good friends at Skunk Ape Games! They've remastered Poker Night at the Inventory! You could unlock the Grickle Deck! A complete card deck designed by me! It's now AVAILABLE on PlayStation, Switch, and PC via Steam! #grickledoodle #cards #poker

05.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 225 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
Me lying in bed with a gray cat sitting on my chest and purring

Me lying in bed with a gray cat sitting on my chest and purring

I haven’t been feeling well this week so Pazuzu has been staying close by to administer cat healing powers. He really is just the best.

05.03.2026 06:26 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Shot from Audition with Asami sitting quietly in her apartment near the phone, with a burlap sack in the background

Shot from Audition with Asami sitting quietly in her apartment near the phone, with a burlap sack in the background

Didn’t post this one because it’s definitely not β€œfun horror” and violates the spirit of the thing, but it is one of the most memorable moments in any horror movie I’ve seen.

05.03.2026 06:07 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Post an iconic horror movie image

05.03.2026 05:14 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

These are all pretty brilliant but this one is just sublime.

05.03.2026 04:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of the results screen of today’s Clues By Sam logic puzzle, with the text:

Mar 4th 2026 (Medium)
Solved in 03:29
You're among 25% fastest!
Only 40% others had a perfect solve.

Screenshot of the results screen of today’s Clues By Sam logic puzzle, with the text: Mar 4th 2026 (Medium) Solved in 03:29 You're among 25% fastest! Only 40% others had a perfect solve.

I’ve been doing so poorly at cluesbysam.com lately that I had to share this to redeem myself. I didn’t think the compared-to-others stats were necessary, but after having my ego bruised so many times, they totally are.

(If you do not so well, the game tactfully omits the stats)

05.03.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Paddington in Weapons (2025)

Paddington in Weapons (2025)

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1816

05.03.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 255 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

I already think making me listen to your bullshit videos, or your phone calls on full blast, just since I’m unlucky enough to be near you, should be punishable by being shat upon.

Silently recording me for the worst companies on Earth so you can livestream your boring-ass life? Death penalty.

05.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Another thing about Mark Zuckerberg’s Pervert Glasses:

I’m sure people are saying they’re fine, because the number of malicious users is so small compared to the number who’ll benefit (somehow?!) from them.

These people have obviously never had someone blaring audio on their iPhones next to them.

05.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Kate Bush - Sat in Your Lap - Official Music Video
Kate Bush - Sat in Your Lap - Official Music Video YouTube video by KateBushMusic

Kate Bush is so good that she wrote a song about the impatient, lazy mindset that makes people want everything quick and easy from Gen-AI, all the way back in the early 1980s.

youtu.be/-4csr6pLZLg

04.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Turns out instead of spending billions to create pervert glasses and wantonly disregarding people's privacy, you can save a hell of a lot of money just by saying, "I'm so sorry, I've completely forgotten your name."

04.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

RE: Meta's Pervert Glasses

When I first heard about "smart glasses," I immediately thought how great it would be to have something help me remember people's names in social situations.

Fortunately, I'm neither rich or perverted enough to make it happen before realizing how stupid that was.

04.03.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0