Electrocu-Ted

Or at least enough to just buy them in the right size & act like they're his gift.

Ha! He's a perfectly average orange cat. It's awesome/ terrifying

An orange cat not quite a year old rests somehow on two parts of the cat tower deal

An orange cat walks toward the camera with a lion head beanie deal that attaches under his chin with Velcro. He hates it.

Roger. 100% orange cat brain
0% brain activity. He'll be a year in a few weeks.

A whole mess of popcorn shrimp sits snugly inside a couple of hotdog buns. The kneln the left has garlic Parmesan & creamy hot sauces on it. The one on the right has bang bang sauce (Aldi. Get some. Asap). The whole shebang is on a paper plate.

Last minute dinner. I should not have been surprised at how good these were.

No sirens in Raytown. At least not near me.

Count me in!

Once I learned I was colorblind (in my 40's) I was like fuck it I'm wearing what looks cool to me. if it doesn't look good to someone else who can actually see colors? then maybe they shouldn't wear what I am.

as a person who cannot see most colors; I agree with this statement. I call that one "dark".

Someone high up who you've never met thanks you for your dedication.

Oh hell that sounds awful.

When I can't sleep I turn on either old Thomas the Tank Engine or Backyardagins episodes.

But fuck whoever that show with the bald headed whiner kid was, forever

So I slept through a tornado siren thing?

This photo is incredible.

Another uncool side effect of this war on Iran is that a lot of us are now going to have to go back on meds/ start therapy again just to be able to function on a daily basis. Which is yet another out of pocket expense for most.

Patriot was sooooooooooo good.

Please let Danhausen show up & cost Balor the match. #wwe #EliminationChamber

Absolutely. Every time he does a presser to announce an attack he is legit at his most excited. He is so fired up about this shit. Clearly gets a rush from it.

The streak starts today. Just in time for the shitty weather tomorrow.

I have a hot date with my bike after work today. That'll be workout number two. Of the year.

Relevant.

You know what? Do something to make things better.

Teaching a 1st aid & cpr class today. A great distraction and a skill set that sadly we'll all be needing soon.

Agreed. This is also a first aid class. It's a good foundation class to build on.

I'm teaching a CPR class today. Great distraction for me.

EVERYONE NEEDS CPR. Sign up for a class. Asap. Learn how to help your family, neighbor, coworker, fellow protestor

It's taken a while but my friends know this & so invite me to everything. And they act like it's a big deal when I do go to something and they are all cool with me leaving early.

First bike ride of the year! Felt amazing to be outside in the sun.

Son just texted me to let me know that ICE is in his town (DeSoto, KS) and detained one of his classmates on his way to school. They detained a kid; who eventually made it to class but was a traumatized shell of himself.

Freshly Dead

Nope. Ignorant and hateful people writing laws that impact so many more people than the ones designed to be hurt by them. I'm so sorry. Your moral safety is important and is being violated at work. Damn, Stacy I'm so sorry for you and everyone impacted.

I hate how in my job it matters who is in office (funding, etc). There is no way in hell that working where you work should be impacted by politics. I am so sorry.