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Mom, wife, volunteer, retired attorney, life-long Mets fan, RWRB fan fic writer, BA in History, Masters in Sarcasm. Intellectual on the streets, clown in the skeets.

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Can someone use AI for good and show him fake images of US troops going in? Save us all money and lives if they did this, he won't know the difference anyway.

07.03.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of people are sitting in a classroom with a man in a suit ALT: a group of people are sitting in a classroom with a man in a suit

Kettle, the pot is on line one for you.

06.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My cat started drinking the leftover milk out of my son's cereal bowl and I yelled at him for being a clichΓ©.

06.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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NY Times games promoting RWRB again:

06.03.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I totally would but I am not mobile right now.

06.03.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah except it's no longer America first.

06.03.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh that's so nice, I'm glad she's remembered.

06.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I'm already there. I may have a slight concussion so I'm just taking it easy. Probably should not be on my phone but you might as well kill me already to make that happen.

06.03.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This happened in front of my house on my way to the visual impairment program I have been doing all week. The irony is not lost on me.

06.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I hit the lower part of my face and right side really, really hard so I'm going to be very colorful in about 24 hours.

06.03.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So I fell again this morning. Is this my life now? Do I need to invest in some sort of bubble boy contraption?

06.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This was basically my costume during Covid Halloween except I added a shirt. I promised the neighborhood I wouldn't scare the kids again after my Wednesday Addams incident.

06.03.2026 12:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor . ALT: a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
06.03.2026 12:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oops someone forgot the spackle.

05.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My husband and I went on a cruise quite a few years ago and one of the stops was Mexico and he couldn't stop talking about wanting to buy Mexican coke and I am fortunate we did not get arrested.

05.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure this entire Administration runs in the opposite direction of the truth.

05.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And that's why we killed a bunch of those Iranian people because that's what we do to our protestors in America.

05.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Womp. Womp.

05.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Counterargument: There are plenty of people with ivy league pedigrees in Trump's orbit who act like imbeciles.

05.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Henry laid out on the tack table like a charcuterie board spread, please and thank you.

05.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You will pry my peanut butter and jelly sandwich from my cold dead hands.

05.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, way to read the room about your luxury jet purchases.

05.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When he says we, are Mark and Wayne separate personalities?

05.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Some people have said she knows but I'm hoping for a SchrΓΆdinger's cat situation where she never ends the press conference so she's not actually fired.

05.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's telling Shane, get in the car loser.

05.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe she keeps the press conference going forever so she doesn't have to leave the job.

05.03.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh he has binders full of dummies.

05.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Great job to once again bring attention to your flying bed.

05.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Move over FIFA Peace Prize, we have a hot new fake accolade.

05.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am so excited to read Star Shipped. I just finished After Hours at Dooryard Books and loved it.

05.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0