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Throwing a dictionary in someone’s face isn’t an argument. masto.ai/@icassassin https://github.com/icassassin

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Latest posts by ice.cream.assassin @icassassin

"just one more run" I say, lying to myself once again

13.03.2026 23:34 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's so painful.

13.03.2026 23:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

nice try lauren

13.03.2026 23:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I call the big one bitey.

13.03.2026 23:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I dunno if anyone following me needs to be told to watch Frieren but watch Frieren.

13.03.2026 22:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Holy shit that cast.

13.03.2026 20:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think she's saying "Donald Trump please let me keep my job".

13.03.2026 20:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Exonerating anyone without an investigation is not how our criminal justice system works."

Didn't expect Pirro to bring up Trump and the Epstein files.

13.03.2026 20:20 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Conservative small government has always meant the number of people with power, not the amount of power itself.

13.03.2026 19:59 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

"Shield of Americas" is never going to not sound stupid and fake.

13.03.2026 19:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Going on the cousin walk with the teddy bear.

13.03.2026 19:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cutting my steaks with a plastic butter knife to show dominance.

13.03.2026 19:29 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm pretty sure he explicitly wants to war crime.

13.03.2026 19:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FIFA Prize of Self-Awareness

13.03.2026 18:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

how-do-you-do-fellow-wokes.mp4

13.03.2026 18:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Stanton-Walsh rule remains undefeated.

13.03.2026 18:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

y tho

13.03.2026 18:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's probably unconstitutional but part of the punishment for these people should be to have the words FAKE NEWS tattooed on their eyeballs.

13.03.2026 16:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

13.03.2026 13:59 👍 13671 🔁 3477 💬 105 📌 116

Blazer tag you say?

13.03.2026 14:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

First thing to do is install backdoors. Second thing to do is leak all e-mail. Third thing to do is leave.

13.03.2026 13:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

...I hate these people so goddamn much.

13.03.2026 13:41 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hegseth prepping his "I was just following orders" defense.

13.03.2026 13:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy listening!

13.03.2026 03:29 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

There might be a better way but that's a pretty good way. Only way it could be better is maybe buying a used chrome book.

13.03.2026 00:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Oakman - Missed Connections (Official Music Video)
Oakman - Missed Connections (Official Music Video) YouTube video by Rude Records

I think they've moved to a more synth-heavy sound more recently:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BWx...

12.03.2026 23:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
OAKMAN - Naufragé (Official Music Video)
OAKMAN - Naufragé (Official Music Video) YouTube video by OAKMAN BAND

I think so. Admittedly, I don't really know much about the band but I've been digging everything I've heard. I'll throw out two recs:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzF-...

12.03.2026 23:58 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Ben Kingsley in 'Sneakers'.

Ben Kingsley in 'Sneakers'.

12.03.2026 23:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bands I am currently obsessed with that I wish others were obsessed with:

Charly Bliss
Oakman
Beach Bunny

12.03.2026 23:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

*looking through my vampire hunting kit for suppositories*

12.03.2026 20:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0