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Throwing a dictionary in someone’s face isn’t an argument. masto.ai/@icassassin https://github.com/icassassin

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I’m sure the Harpers’ Letter folks are all over this.

14.03.2026 17:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a store that sells fans called "Only Fans"

a store that sells fans called "Only Fans"

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

14.03.2026 16:40 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Wholly unrelated note but rtorrent still works great.

14.03.2026 16:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what manner of wizardry is this

14.03.2026 16:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

New kind of soaking just dropped.

14.03.2026 16:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Sam & Max Hit the Road (1993)

14.03.2026 16:09 👍 225 🔁 42 💬 2 📌 9

I saw some Stussy gear out in the wild last night.

14.03.2026 14:58 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

*cats batting away port scans*

14.03.2026 14:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm gonna sing the doom song now.

14.03.2026 04:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Genuinely hope these fuckers are crying and shitting their pants, all day fucking long. Fuck these stupid shitbag assholes. Fucking idiots, fucking garbage people, just disgusting pieces of shit. They should be fucking hated.

14.03.2026 04:36 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

It’s absolutely excellent. Even if you’re not an anime person.

14.03.2026 03:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"just one more run" I say, lying to myself once again

13.03.2026 23:34 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's so painful.

13.03.2026 23:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

nice try lauren

13.03.2026 23:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I call the big one bitey.

13.03.2026 23:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I dunno if anyone following me needs to be told to watch Frieren but watch Frieren.

13.03.2026 22:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Holy shit that cast.

13.03.2026 20:50 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think she's saying "Donald Trump please let me keep my job".

13.03.2026 20:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Exonerating anyone without an investigation is not how our criminal justice system works."

Didn't expect Pirro to bring up Trump and the Epstein files.

13.03.2026 20:20 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Conservative small government has always meant the number of people with power, not the amount of power itself.

13.03.2026 19:59 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

"Shield of Americas" is never going to not sound stupid and fake.

13.03.2026 19:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Going on the cousin walk with the teddy bear.

13.03.2026 19:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cutting my steaks with a plastic butter knife to show dominance.

13.03.2026 19:29 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm pretty sure he explicitly wants to war crime.

13.03.2026 19:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FIFA Prize of Self-Awareness

13.03.2026 18:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

how-do-you-do-fellow-wokes.mp4

13.03.2026 18:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Stanton-Walsh rule remains undefeated.

13.03.2026 18:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

y tho

13.03.2026 18:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's probably unconstitutional but part of the punishment for these people should be to have the words FAKE NEWS tattooed on their eyeballs.

13.03.2026 16:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

13.03.2026 13:59 👍 15652 🔁 3883 💬 124 📌 126