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A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer

A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫑

08.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 5630 πŸ” 1053 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 49

Each day was a chance for the individual to experience a moment of hope and reach out for help. Without the chatbot they may have come out the other side - but we'll never know πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

04.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have a meeting in Edinburgh on a Monday afternoon - I can choose to a) lose out on an entire Sunday taking an 8hr journey (no TOIL!), b) set off at 5am Monday and still likely be late to the meeting due to delays or c) spend half as much money and turn up on time.

Tricky choice πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

02.02.2026 07:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's hardly a meaningful distinction between ICE and the Gestapo at this point and we might as well confront that.

No reforming an institution which became the gestapo. It must be destroyed.

13.01.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 1664 πŸ” 197 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 12
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

27.12.2025 17:27 πŸ‘ 47045 πŸ” 14488 πŸ’¬ 953 πŸ“Œ 3137

Christmas Mubarak from the Right Wing's dystopian London, insha'Allah you day is merry and bright

25.12.2025 10:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Blurry Christmas trees in an airport at 5am. 

(I really thought I'd got a good photo, my bad)

Blurry Christmas trees in an airport at 5am. (I really thought I'd got a good photo, my bad)

Photo of Ed wearing an FFP2 mask on a plane. His glasses are steamed up from breathing. 

(Do not want the Christmas Plague, and a metal tube full of other people's coughed up air is a good way to get it)

Photo of Ed wearing an FFP2 mask on a plane. His glasses are steamed up from breathing. (Do not want the Christmas Plague, and a metal tube full of other people's coughed up air is a good way to get it)

Photo of me looking tired, with a bright floral background in a restaurant. 

(It's Maki and Ramen and they were very quick but not very polite and I felt offended by the included service charge on the bill but was too passive to say anything)

Photo of me looking tired, with a bright floral background in a restaurant. (It's Maki and Ramen and they were very quick but not very polite and I felt offended by the included service charge on the bill but was too passive to say anything)

Photo of me with my head on a pillow, looking sleepy and pathetic

(I've been up since 4:30 on 3hrs sleep, give me a break)

Photo of me with my head on a pillow, looking sleepy and pathetic (I've been up since 4:30 on 3hrs sleep, give me a break)

Today in photos πŸ“Έ

15.12.2025 20:00 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Why is phở so phởking filling?

I had soup for dinner 5hrs ago and I still feel like I'm going to pop πŸ«ƒ

09.12.2025 01:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's not like I don't not like them though πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

08.12.2025 08:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Once the appointment is booked in I don't think they'll turn you away - they'll have allocated enough doses for the day and it's not a big ordeal for them to administer an extra one

08.12.2025 08:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Packing up now then heading in to work. Leaving there at 4, taking a taxi to the airport. Flight at 6:30, hopefully home by 9:30 latest 🀞

07.11.2025 08:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My leaves are falling! Very true!!

05.11.2025 12:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway back to intermittent posting, see you in a couple months, byeeeeee

05.11.2025 12:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I have zero energy for anything other than the bare minimum and I don't know what to do about it πŸ˜…

I'm ghosting friends and have no reasonable excuse and feel absolutely awful about it but can't a) muster the energy to do anything about it or b) actually explain why because I don't know myself πŸ™ƒ

05.11.2025 12:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Also - does anyone else feel a bit like they're drowning?

Life going better than at any other point in the last 10 years and it's taking all I have just to stay on top of waking up, going to work, coming home and doing life admin.

05.11.2025 12:22 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of an Internet speed test showing 1.58Mbps download and 7.73Mbps upload. The text says "Your internet connection is very slow."

Screenshot of an Internet speed test showing 1.58Mbps download and 7.73Mbps upload. The text says "Your internet connection is very slow."

Save me, ScotRailFreeWifi, you're my only hope

05.11.2025 12:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Unique flavour, that's for sure.

03.11.2025 20:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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From strength to strength today!

03.11.2025 20:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
An image of a cereal bow with a tea bag in, and a tea mug with cereal in. Clearly done by accident in a half-asleep state

An image of a cereal bow with a tea bag in, and a tea mug with cereal in. Clearly done by accident in a half-asleep state

Well, today is off to a good start...

03.11.2025 06:43 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

That's what they all say πŸ™„πŸ˜ˆπŸ‘ΌπŸ•³οΈπŸ˜±

23.10.2025 08:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Biblically accurate lace edging?

23.10.2025 08:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

why did the crab go to prison

crimes

30.08.2025 19:52 πŸ‘ 434 πŸ” 139 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 10

the Lord is my shepherd, He shaves my entire body to make sweaters

11.06.2023 16:58 πŸ‘ 2109 πŸ” 560 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 7

Imagine how good it must be to have a personality πŸ₯Ή

08.10.2025 07:39 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was not particularly lucky

03.10.2025 19:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😒

Trains are all fooked this evening πŸ™ƒ Might get home by 8:30 if I'm lucky?

03.10.2025 18:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ooh Bergen! Had a lovely time there a few years ago.

Was very entertained by the greeting we received at the airport:

30.09.2025 20:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Image of a positive SARS-CoV-2 Lateral flow test

Image of a positive SARS-CoV-2 Lateral flow test

Omfg cringe??? So 2021 of me πŸ™„πŸ€’

19.09.2025 15:19 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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13.09.2025 07:12 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0