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@justine.cool

Mistress of none. Unwellness expert. Etymology fangirl. Ⓥ for the animals. You may know me as @ctrlaltjustine

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hugs 💜

02.12.2025 11:46 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Today marks 15 years of veganism for me.

Not exactly sure how to celebrate, but I feel good about it.

25.11.2025 10:06 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

There are so many quiet, respectful older women who live in my building, but somehow I share a wall with a stoner with a subwoofer from hell.

21.11.2025 10:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🥹 hope you enjoyed the smoking area at Copenhagen airport lol. we should meet up soon.

17.11.2025 22:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We would travel very well together, Xela.

17.11.2025 22:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Screenshot of a NYTimes article.
Title: 4 Ways to Cut Back on Salt
Subheader: About 90 percent of Americans eat too much. We asked experts how to consume less.
Article image: A salt shaker filled with a brown, unknown granulated substance (presumably a salt replacement) on top of a mound of salt.

Screenshot of a NYTimes article. Title: 4 Ways to Cut Back on Salt Subheader: About 90 percent of Americans eat too much. We asked experts how to consume less. Article image: A salt shaker filled with a brown, unknown granulated substance (presumably a salt replacement) on top of a mound of salt.

4 ways to mind your business.

13.11.2025 11:37 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Gordon Lightfoot - Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald (Official Audio)
Gordon Lightfoot - Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald (Official Audio) YouTube video by Gordon Lightfoot

If you didn’t already know, welcome to the Great Lakes youtu.be/FuzTkGyxkYI?...

09.11.2025 21:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s been great to see people discovering, this year for the first time, the story of the Edmund Fitzgerald, who hadn’t heard of it before.

Anyone my age, from where I grew up, knows it very well. And it’s 50 years ago tomorrow.

09.11.2025 21:47 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yes, the last words I said on Thursday were “Vielen Dank” to a courier 😅

09.11.2025 10:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Haven’t spoken out loud since Thursday and only came to that realization after I started talking to myself at home just now.

09.11.2025 10:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Happy November y’all 🌊

05.11.2025 10:09 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Clear house phone with a neon light at the bottom in a blue hue.

Clear house phone with a neon light at the bottom in a blue hue.

This RadioShack phone was the last phone I ever loved.

21.10.2025 14:12 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Awww! Give him a boop from me!

17.10.2025 21:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I want a group chat where when you’re crying, for whatever reason, you can message 🚨, and people in the chat reply with happy things.

17.10.2025 18:59 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Two shots with screen dialogue of a scene in the film Devil Wears Prada with Meryl Streep, where her character originally says, "Florals? For Spring? Groundbreaking." photoshopped to now say, "Vietnamese food? In Berlin?"

Two shots with screen dialogue of a scene in the film Devil Wears Prada with Meryl Streep, where her character originally says, "Florals? For Spring? Groundbreaking." photoshopped to now say, "Vietnamese food? In Berlin?"

"Berlin is a vegan paradise!"

The food in Berlin:

02.10.2025 13:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy Spooky Lake Month to all who celebrate!

30.09.2025 22:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Absolutely

26.09.2025 23:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t forget to leave out a bottle of Tylenol for Autism Santa tonight.

26.09.2025 22:52 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Living the dream!

26.09.2025 22:42 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

bb you okay??

26.09.2025 22:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What a beautiful cake for a lovely day! 🍰 Happy birthday @indirect.io!! 🎉

26.09.2025 08:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If you need help with German translations, just let me know :)

25.09.2025 09:30 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No, that’s spelling/pronunciation. And each of those are mutually understood. The ones I shared are meanings that can be misunderstood. But your example is like mine in that neither is right or wrong.

24.09.2025 20:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Plenty of things between the different dialects of English where vocabulary can be misconstrued, but a couple personal favorites are:

🇬🇧 scheme: plan
🇺🇸 scheme: evil plan

🇬🇧 homely: cute/cozy (US: homey)
🇺🇸 homely: ugly/plain

24.09.2025 17:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

The longest Monday in the history of Mondays is finally at an end.

22.09.2025 22:11 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Obviously. A database is always a good idea!

22.09.2025 14:12 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Herbstlichen Glückwunsch! 🍁🍂

22.09.2025 07:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Does your brother have it? 😂

15.09.2025 09:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in the park . ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in the park .

Me when there’s no broccoli in the fridge

11.09.2025 09:13 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They’re missing out on spooky lake month too 😩

09.09.2025 20:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0