Jon 🛞

YouTube! It’s a paid subscription, but it’s the most valuable racing subscription I have

Nobody can tell Rossi nothing

I haven’t written about this yet because I don’t even know what to say yet

I’m debating whether to add “track position is key” to the list, wdyt

Faced with IndyCar practice versus Supercars qualifying, the choice could not be clearer

Didn’t take long for Mick to figure out how to get away from the knuckle-draggers, huh

Beat SCOTT MCLAUGHLIN

Conventional wisdom: “The great thing about IndyCar is that the cars are all the same, so it’s all about the driver.”

26 car: *destroys itself*

12 car: *poles it*

The 8 car is truly breathtaking to behold

GOD DAMN IT

Beat SCOTT DIXON

Whooped Ferrucci’s ass

Mick aint scurred

Fast triangle automobile time

Need to therapeutically watch Supercars now

I just emulate Game Boy on my phone

The new F1 cars are looking raceable heading into qualifying Except for the Aston Martin, of course.

NEWS: The new F1 cars are looking raceable heading into qualifying

https://turningfortune.com/news/the-new-f1-cars-are-looking-raceable-heading-into-qualifying/

Look, this is a Lotus watch as far as I'm concerned

My family should appreciate my website more. It keeps me from saying all this stuff to them

I was becoming a watch guy before the Apple Watch came out, and I only got a couple before I put that on and never took it off, but this one is gonna bring me back

I have purchased my first Motorsports Watch

OH MAN

Finally a Pokémon conversation in which I can participate

Oh YEAH that’ll do it

It sounds like you were fine already when you got there, but how are you doing with the ghosts? I still remember one game where I lucked into catching an Abra in some patch of grass right outside of Mt Moon, so by the time I got to Lavender Town, I could one-hit KO them with psychic attacks

I feel like there is one random pedestrian somewhere in the countryside who can explain all this

I promise this made sense at the time. There being no gym in Lavender Town made it like an ooooh bonus place you could do when you chose. I felt it actually added a sense of freedom

I’m sorry, but “err nerr, they have to go slow through that one bit so they can absolutely hammer it into the next bit with dramatically more acceleration than before” is not a very convincing technical criticism

I mean it was practice 1, but yes

Uch, man, I really want to watch Colton qualify, I wonder if I’ll make it. Chasing a rooster and catching him in a trash can was hard work