BREAKING: Darth Vader announces he is pleased to join the Board of Peace and together rule the galaxy.
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BREAKING: Darth Vader announces he is pleased to join the Board of Peace and together rule the galaxy.
Trump's logic for considering invading Venezuela feels eerily similar to Putin's original "explanation" for invading Ukraine 🫥
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The CDC has turned off its vaccine search tool.
The vaccines.gov site now gives an error when you enter a valid zip code.
They also removed text saying “Vaccines can help you stay healthy” and added a banner saying the site is being updated.
My favorite corporate jargon is "we are aligned". It catches me by surprise every time and I feel more unaligned than ever
Oh you're trying to say the cost of living is skyrocketing?
Donald Trump can't hear you over the sound of bulldozers demolishing a wing of the White House to build a new grand ballroom.
A complete collapse of political norms around virtue and ethics since 2016. This celebration of cruelty and violence, and the encouragement of the public to take joy in violence against others, is very unhealthy for society.
Some personal news:
I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting.
Thread incoming.
substack.com/@karenattiah...
His dad wanted that $100,000 reward 👀
Mainstream pundits have instantly sanitized and ignored Charlie Kirk's core political project and its impacts. He has been remembered by the mainstream press as someone they merely disagreed with, a debate me-guy whose words and actions had zero consequences:
www.404media.co/charlie-kirk...
"engraved with transgender and antifascist ideology" - what on earth does this even mean? Have news organisations even seen the ammunition? They shouldn't just be repeating weird claims like this, they need to convey exactly *what* symbols or writing, this is unclear/opinion.
I heard that cousin Matthew in that universe is actually step brother Matthew
Alright, it's September so we APPARENTLY should know the cause of autism now
Whenever I have something scandalous to say in a work chat, I always picture it being read out loud as a transcript in court
Just saw Fantastic Four. Not to be a size queen, but I thought Galactus was going to be bigger 💁🏼♂️
at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans
Today was the first day that I had to put a shirt in the donate pile because my pecs had gotten too big. Weird feeling of being happy that I'm gaining muscle and being sad that I need to go up a size
I hope that Stacy’s mom realizes that she’s got it going on
A holistic approach to destruction
Wow I hate the sound of my own voice. I must be the first person to discover that
Amazon is killing its “Do Not Send Voice Recordings” privacy feature on March 28 as the company aims to bolster Alexa+, its new subscription assistant.
🚨 SLOW YOUR ROLL, BALTIMORE 🚨
I-83 has speed cameras—and they’re MOVING. 📸🚗💨
Don't get caught off guard. The cameras are in place to make the JFX safer, and they’re making a difference.
🔗 Full details:
Photo of a tour guide standing in front of a neo-gothic church window, holding a lantern, at nighttime.
Photo of a marble plaque saying DOUGLASS PLACE on (or possibly in) a brick wall.
It'll be excellent weather for the first outdoor walking tours of the spring, this weekend! Come on out—
Friday Mar 7, 7pm, Baltimore's Confederate Shadows
Sunday Mar 9, 5pm, Frederick Douglass' Fell's Point
Book tix here: fullstorybaltimore.tours/our-tours/ or here: fareharbor.com/embeds/book/...
The people who are watching also have a morbid fascination with watching train wrecks (me, even though I hate it)
LOL @ Trump saying he brought back free speech minutes after he had someone forcibly ejected from the building
I just need you to know that this is a hilarious
DraftKings seeing the odds: use promo code “DINOSAURS” and we will match your bet
“Someone finding a way to troll DOGE” was in fact on my 2025 bingo card
The first ever Biden vs. Trump PRICE CHECK! President Donald J. Trump promised he would start to get prices down on day one of his presidency. This is a quick list of some common grocery items.
People love wearing their “I ran a 5K 10 years ago” shirts at the gym
