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This simply doesn't seem all that far-fetched and needs to be investigated.

06.03.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 1183 πŸ” 195 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 3

Congratulations DHS Secretary Stephen miller on continuing to be DHS Secretary

05.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 3239 πŸ” 443 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 12
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Proton Mail Helped FBI Unmask Anonymous β€˜Stop Cop City’ Protestor A court record reviewed by 404 Media shows privacy-focused email provider Proton Mail handed over payment data related to a Stop Cop City email account to the Swiss government, which handed it to the ...

New from 404 Media: Proton Mail, the privacy-focused email service, gave authorities data that let the FBI unmask an anonymous 'Stop Cop City' protester. It was payment data linked to the anonymous email account. From that, FBI ID'd them, then tracked their movements www.404media.co/proton-mail-...

05.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 2096 πŸ” 1226 πŸ’¬ 75 πŸ“Œ 300
Dot plot chart from the Pew Research Center titled "Women are more likely than men to say pornography is morally unacceptable." The chart shows the percentage of men and women in 22 countries who consider viewing pornography morally unacceptable, based on the Spring 2025 Global Attitudes Survey. In every country shown, women are more likely than men to hold this view. The gender gap ranges from +6 percentage points in Nigeria to +22 points in South Korea and Spain. Countries with the highest overall disapproval rates include Nigeria (82% men, 88% women), Indonesia (81% men, 90% women), and Mexico (53% men, 74% women). Countries with the lowest rates include Japan (13% men, 27% women), Germany (21% men, 36% women), and the Netherlands (20% men, 33% women). The U.S. shows 47% of men and 58% of women viewing pornography as morally wrong (the U.S. used the term "morally wrong" rather than "morally unacceptable"). Only statistically significant differences are shown. This question was not asked in India.

Dot plot chart from the Pew Research Center titled "Women are more likely than men to say pornography is morally unacceptable." The chart shows the percentage of men and women in 22 countries who consider viewing pornography morally unacceptable, based on the Spring 2025 Global Attitudes Survey. In every country shown, women are more likely than men to hold this view. The gender gap ranges from +6 percentage points in Nigeria to +22 points in South Korea and Spain. Countries with the highest overall disapproval rates include Nigeria (82% men, 88% women), Indonesia (81% men, 90% women), and Mexico (53% men, 74% women). Countries with the lowest rates include Japan (13% men, 27% women), Germany (21% men, 36% women), and the Netherlands (20% men, 33% women). The U.S. shows 47% of men and 58% of women viewing pornography as morally wrong (the U.S. used the term "morally wrong" rather than "morally unacceptable"). Only statistically significant differences are shown. This question was not asked in India.

New survey from Pew Research seems to explain a hidden reason that Republicans have been attacking adult entertainment: It's their new women's outreach effort.

After school boards and trans sports have fizzled, they are trying to reach women by bashing porn. www.pewresearch.org/religion/202...

05.03.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 368 πŸ” 94 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 41

People gotta eat.

05.03.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 87 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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MONEY PLANE (2020) predicted polymarkets and kalshi

05.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 1042 πŸ” 227 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 94

It is time for Senator Blake Griffin (D-OK).

05.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 2228 πŸ” 203 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 19

….huh??

05.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 551 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 4

She’s like a liar gone to burning hell

04.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 1044 πŸ” 167 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 7

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

05.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 4208 πŸ” 639 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 36

hahahahahahaha

05.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 2047 πŸ” 183 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 1

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Just because you got fired, Minnesotans won’t forget what you did to our neighbors. We will continue to fight for you to be held accountable.

05.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 1015 πŸ” 139 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 5

Sayonara dog killer. You still must be prosecuted.

05.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 3353 πŸ” 319 πŸ’¬ 132 πŸ“Œ 12
05.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 692 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1
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The Onion

04.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 1810 πŸ” 283 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 3
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It’s Not Complicated The mainstream media failed the public during the genocide in Gaza. The Key's editor-in-chief shares her vision for what comes next.

Former LA Times managing editor @sarayasin.bsky.social launches The Key, a new publication about Palestine that will be "a home for journalists who have had their stories spiked in mainstream outlets."

Her opening essay is worth every second of your time: www.thekeymagazine.com/p/western-jo...

05.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 392 πŸ” 167 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

I’m so tired of seeing people bash Bluesky for being an echo chamber when X is an actual intentionally constructed echo chamber that is demonstrably radicalizing people across the political spectrum who still use it

05.03.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 13278 πŸ” 1974 πŸ’¬ 498 πŸ“Œ 201

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

05.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 15196 πŸ” 4886 πŸ’¬ 122 πŸ“Œ 93

A lot of people say AI isn't very good for the world and its outputs are routinely unreliable, but these haters fail to see how it's revolutionizing how we incinerate schoolchildren.

05.03.2026 04:43 πŸ‘ 7220 πŸ” 2275 πŸ’¬ 179 πŸ“Œ 49

This sounds like an ad, but it's about murder.

05.03.2026 04:35 πŸ‘ 2201 πŸ” 461 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 6

Some things are better off left to the imagination πŸ₯°

05.03.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

People are making fun of this but at the end they open mouth kiss and it's actually kind of beautiful. They're clearly doing hand stuff too but they don't show it.

05.03.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 2605 πŸ” 188 πŸ’¬ 95 πŸ“Œ 6
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Average GOP primaries:

04.03.2026 12:49 πŸ‘ 1105 πŸ” 155 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 5
A picture of The Onion in print featuring this article posted on Twitter.

https://theonion.com/anyone-else-have-those-weird-dreams-where-sobbing-future-generations-beg-you-to-change-course/

A picture of The Onion in print featuring this article posted on Twitter. https://theonion.com/anyone-else-have-those-weird-dreams-where-sobbing-future-generations-beg-you-to-change-course/

Grok being wrong:

The Onion does have (hilarious) print editions, but this specific "Sam Altman" piece isn't from themβ€”or any real outlet. It's a custom meme image made to look like one, floating around since at least February. Spot on for the satire though!

Grok being wrong: The Onion does have (hilarious) print editions, but this specific "Sam Altman" piece isn't from themβ€”or any real outlet. It's a custom meme image made to look like one, floating around since at least February. Spot on for the satire though!

Wrong again, dumbass

05.03.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 3735 πŸ” 235 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 8

just dropped a can of whoopass on the floor. it's fucking everywhere. it's under the fridge

04.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 1548 πŸ” 309 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 9

How was Abraham Lincoln, with whom I presume you had a long conversation?

04.03.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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No Help and Few Options for Travelers Stranded by Mideast Conflict

One woman who called the State Department helpline looking for help said they told her to "stop ranting and raving" and hung up on her.

Another woman said they asked her how to spell Oman.

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/04/t...

04.03.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 5509 πŸ” 2168 πŸ’¬ 197 πŸ“Œ 227

Pure godless evil.

04.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 6859 πŸ” 1041 πŸ’¬ 229 πŸ“Œ 39

The Shoe in Beverly.

04.03.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How to win in November

04.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 10851 πŸ” 3017 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 39