jordan perez

(im here today because this app is safe from wrestling spoilers)

the jake knapp 59 is kinda like if antoine walker said the 4s quote in 2025

cathie thank you so much for holding me accountable

find me a better personality pic @chickphila.nolayingup.com

#accountability

bluesky i have to be better im sorry

thank you for reading!

the national championship is a wonderful reminder that the highest quality of haters are just college football fans (and i love it)

honestly, same

i fear all my screen time will just end up here

good morning. a reminder that:
- the us women’s amateur is at bandon dunes
- the us amateur is at olympic club
- the walker cup is at cypress point

bring me summer now!!!

happy doing the absolute least day to all of you

walker cup loading………

2024 is a year-long fever dream fartcoin does not faze me

going to the bird app is so Noisy

like ever!

i am naïve to so many ordinary things in this world and it used to feel so paralyzing but staring at a trail of my dupe platform uggs made me realize how lucky i am to still have so much to discover

saw snow for the first time this weekend. was kinda gas

i will miss dan mullen’s weekly top 25 brought to us by ms paint

side note: lovely to see two of the best outgoing amateurs (cernousek and lopez ramirez) earn their cards!!!

feels kinda silly that 3 of the best 50 players in the world (including a 2024 olympian/runner up at a major) have to play final stage lol

thanks for listening!! :)

pouring one out for my college heels after this weekend. the foot pain was unreal. my late 20s have caught up to me

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to anyone watching jags-titans you are directly responsible for climate change

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i remember it like yesterday. i was getting takeout

omg it’s the anniversary of “im taking my talents to trump national doral”

LPGA to lose $2 million in 2024 after adding staff, attempting to increase exposure That the tour could lose money at a time of unprecedented growth in women’s sports set off alarm bells for some.

the lpga is responsible, but some of the onus is definitely on the players to figure out how to be better salespeople (and some have, to their credit!)

if you want caitlin clarks, angel reeses, cameron brinks…a lot of it needs to be done individually. golfweek.usatoday.com/2024/12/05/l...

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