David Artiss

A posted for something called "The Cher Show". 3 people, dressed like Cher, but not really looking anything like her, pose.

They missed a trick not calling this "Cher and Cher Alike"

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But seriously. We are back! Next week we start shooting #bbcghosts the movie! Huge excitement in the camp, lots of splendid people joining us.

They say she has a lovely volley.

I thank you, don’t forget to tip your waitress.

It's all very Bake Off looking! And always happy to see someone in North America using an electric kettle.

Looking back, ashamed of my typos here. In my defence it was early.

Interestingly, the ingredients list for Canada and the UK are the same. I suspect that's general consistent and on the US version, in it's fluorescent red colour, is any different

Heinz Ketchup (from the Heinz website)...

Canada: Tomatoes (148g per 100g Tomato Ketchup), Spirit Vinegar, Sugar, Salt, Spice and Herb Extracts (contain CELERY), Spice

US: Tomato concentrate, Distilled Vinegar, High Fructose Corn Syrip, Corn Syrup, Salt, Spice, Onion Powder, Natural Flavoring

Derek Randall and, most excitingly, Doc Cox /s

After my year left, the head teacher had a breakdown and, soon after, they knocked the school down. Not sure what I did.

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Is your Apple AirTag facing the right way? With the release of the second generation of Apple AirTag it got me thinking about how we use them and how they’re built. As an example, here’s a screenshot of wallets that have an AirTag pocket on the front of them. What do you notice about the AirTags? They all show the metal side facing […]

New blog post: Is your Apple AirTag facing the right way? Chances are, you've been using it wrong all this time

A review of the film Melania showing a 6% score from professionally reviews and 99% from "the general public".

If Rotten Tomatoes didn't already know they had a bot problem, this may be the proof they need.

Chefs kiss to the person with the bag with a hand cream and 2 knives who, when I asked if they lived in North America, said "Yes, but the continent, not the country"

Similarly, the Lego subs where people from the US post up their home made Lego recreations of full size guns.

Really enjoying the "What's in the Bag" sub on Reddit, where people are amazed that I immediately know when they live in the US.

Clue: It's the knives and, sometimes, guns that you think is "normal" to carry in a daytime bag.

I'll save you reading The Guardian. "IT'S ALL RACHEL'S FAULT. SHE'S RUINED THIS ONCE COSY SHOW. FOR REASONS."

I am outraged that a show which pits individuals against each other to lie and deceive, with a prize of over £70k, has people being unkind to each other.

@benwillbond.bsky.social there I was watching the new series of Hijack and lo and behold... I was not expecting you Mr Willbond!

@katdoesmaths.bsky.social Hi Kat 👋 I found you after listening to the More or Less piece about The Traitors.
I got here via your website, but just wanted to note that your Bluesky profile link is invalid. Found you anyway!

EA customer service don’t know what they’re talking about A strong title, I’ll admit. But, as you’ll see, I’m not wrong. I’ve been a massive fan of Battlefield 4 since it first came out. I bought it for the PlayStation 3 and then upgraded to the PlayStation 4 version, when I got that. I played it for thousands of hours and hit the top […]

New blog post: EA customer service don't know what they're talking about

There's a reason Pitbulls aren't allowed in the UK

A page from a receipt book for "Rosemary Focaccia"

Royal Correspondent for The Times

It's always confused me why Windows, MacOS, etc., all come bundled with stock apps. It must be a US obsession - I'm very sure the majority of people in the UK don't get two hoots about the stock price of businesses.

And their website has fuck-it-i-am-not-staying energy thanks to the ads. Totally unreadable.

After that Harriet deserved to leave. Her evidence was terrible and her behaviour that day was horrible.

Monty on a Stroll

Samantha Fox Strip Snap

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Fury as ‘miserable git’ destroys five-year-old’s snowman with shovel A five-year-old boy was left heartbroken after a “miserable git” neighbour savagely destroyed his snowman. The grumpy pensioner who lives next door was caught on camera hacking the four…

Maybe it's just me, but I can't get an angry at someone from clearing a snowman from... checks notes... the middle of a pavement. I'd have done the same.

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Find My Update The best part about blogging is the comments, and after I posted "I wish that when you use Find My to find your iPhone, it would also flash the flashlight, which would be great for finding it in a bag or a dark room." Michael Wender and David Artiss jumped in that it's already there! Apple support says if you touch and hold it will flash the light…

Find My Update

The best part about blogging is the comments, and after I posted "I wish that when you use Find My to find your iPhone, it would also flash the flashlight, which would be great for finding it in a bag or a dark room." Michael Wender and David Artiss jumped in that it's already…