The most remarkable thing about this administration is how they have turned fucking Ivy League schools into sympathetic characters.
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The most remarkable thing about this administration is how they have turned fucking Ivy League schools into sympathetic characters.
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He finally lived his dream .... or invented a time machine for the wildest reason ever
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The neighborhood has a cool Art Walk that Friday with tons of special events
"YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT HEATED RIVALRY?" in Fern's accent is the most glorious sound ev.r
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I would probably actually watch hockey if it were 3-on-3 all the time.
This is the first time the US has won hockey gold since 1980. Jack Hughes scored the game-winning goal.
The last player cut from the 1980 team was ... Jack Hughes.
No, you're crying over a curling match
New conversation starters to get my attention:
"So what's your thoughts on trying the double peel."
"Line's good."
"HARD! HARD! HAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD."
#curling
The King of England is talking about criminal charges for his own brother (for his association with Epstein) meanwhile America can't even get rid of Howard fucking Lutnick
An Italian speed skater competed in her sixth Olympics today. Her bio pic should be called "From puberty to perimenopause"
(lips pressed incomprehensibly close to the microphone) Bunghazi
Interesting story but I don’t see what him being bi has anything to do with it.
"The American in just his second Olympics."
Oh, JUST HIS SECOND OLYMPICS?
(AP) Punxsutawney Phil has been indicted on 17 counts of wire fraud.
For the love of God, @phlaimeaux.bsky.social just say what the cheeses on the plate are. It's only two of them. He can't stop you. Just say their names! End this madness.
Me to my wife this morning: What are you going to make with that chicken in the fridge?
*instant regret sets in*
*a beat*
Her: Chicken
More evidence that WDYDY is the center of the universe. The other day, I saw an old video of @phlaimeaux.bsky.social doing "I sent the text to the person the text was about." Today I texted Happy Birthday to a guy I know. He is a twin. He replied to me passing my sentiments on to his twin brother.
A high-school student in 2085: "So, wait, the war started because of Greenland? You're making this up, teach "
Gotta respect the hustle of a local nonprofit which posted "Congrats to our CEO for being featured on PR Newswire" and linked to a press release they submitted (and probably paid for).
The bully threatening to steal my lunch and I are having a fundamental disagreement about whose food it is.
Went to get some stacking chairs for a non-profit tabling outside our theater on Halloween. Misjudged how snug they were stacked. Top bar went right into my face. Black eye.
This looks like something you would see the AI do on Madden.
Maybe it's really the FIFA Piece Prize because he bombs a piece of every country eventually.
You can almost hear Hegseth yelling "ENHANCE" at the screen.
How I'm walking out of 2025
