phil

thank you!! it was very fun

opencritic's 2026 hall of fame listing resident evil requiem, mewgenics, and esoteric ebb

damn that rules dude

if you’re making a cold cuts sandwich on Reels, there’s no need to slap the slices down like you’re in the Wet Percussion section

INT DC 6 FAILURE: Ah, yes. A squat normal.

esoteric ebb is now OUT! i am happy to see it is receiving marks of "funny" and "good." chris wrote a lot of really excellent words and i was lucky to help edit and write as well! enjoy!!!

Deadline article: Hulu Developing Animated Action Comedy Series 'The Kids From S.I.P.P.Y. From Branson Reese & Nicole Silverberg By Matt Grobar March 2, 2026 2:30pm Two pictures: one of a mustachioed man who looks like the smoking breakroom aliens from Men In Black and the other of my beautiful wife Nicole. Both photos were taken by the extremely talented Mindy Tucker.

Let's fucking go

You cannot talk like this about any other minority in America.

And if it was any other president’s adviser who said something like this about any other minority, it’d be the instant end of their presidency.

Thank you so much @mattsilversoul.bsky.social ❤ 🙌

always remember to carve some time out of your pro-war crimes speech to insult your allies

lol you love to see it!!

Additionally, I want to speak directly to Iranian New Yorkers: you are part of the fabric of this city — you are our neighbors, small business owners, students, artists, workers, and community leaders. You will be safe here.

Wouldn't want a little war to get in the way of a golf weekend.

A chart that shows the number of Google searches for each Pokémon. The text says: In honor of Pokémon Day, ACE.com, the free-to-play social gaming website, has analyzed Pokémon-related Google search data across the United States over the last 36 months to determine fans' favorite characters. Rank Name Generation Monthly searches 1 Pikachu Generation 1 685,100 2 Flamigo Generation 9 374,600 3 Charizard Generation 1 310,900 4 Charmeleon Generation 1 250,400 5 Squirtle Generation 1 215,800 6 Eevee Generation 1 214,500 7 Mewtwo Generation 1 209,100 8 Snorlax Generation 1 207,600 9 Gengar Generation 1 192,100 10 Ditto Generation 1 175,500 11 Bulbasaur Generation 1 171,600 12 Charmander Generation 1 169,400 13 Grafaiai Generation 9 166,900 14 Gardevoir Generation 3 149,800 15 Lopunny Generation 4 144,900

“Hey boss, are you sure Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, and people aren’t just misspelling ‘Flamingo’ on Google?”

“Don’t be ridiculous. Of course Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, Mewtwo, Eevee, and Snorlax. Send the email.”

that makes sense -- for much of that time, i wasn't! i am very glad christoffer let me join and help out

fun fact: i’m the only phil jamesson with two s’s

doctor (solemnly): ok i did not have you dying of cancer on my 2026 bingo card...

i also wrote some of the late-game encounters! phil's first professional foray into Game Design

hard to pick a favorite line i wrote but when you come across "how's... the size... of the house now" that's your boi

i helped with the many hundreds of thousands of words in this game, editing and writing silly little jokes. it comes out NEXT WEEK and there is a demo with what some would consider an irresponsible amount of the content available already out on steam. if you like handcrafted games, check out ebb!

democrats should internalize that this is what their colleagues think of them and act accordingly

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

A bunch of people on my Amtrak train clapped when the US hockey team scored a goal and before I realized what had happened I thought: “Come on, people. We haven’t even landed yet.”

The tragedy of John Fetterman is that he used to dress like a slob but have an encouraging spirt, making him an Oaf of Rugged Individuality, one of America’s great oaf groups. But now he dresses like a slob and whines all the time, making him an Oaf of Misery

Reporter: Do aliens exist?

Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth

package of noodles that says Best before:YYYY.MM

discovered the Immortal Noodles

i'm pumped to watch it man!

(angrily turning to friend during GI Joe) when do they start digesting foods

honestly tired of trying to convince people that trump's immigration policy is not really about violent undocumented immigrants or even just undocumented immigrants, but immigrants in general and even non-white people more broadly.

one of my prompts received the rare MSN honor of Four Performers

You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.