Brian Simpson

St. Louis Scott Gallagher's Sophia Ahrens and Maddie DiMaria have been named to the #U17WNT for the March Concacaf U-17 Qualifiers! #STLSoccer

📷: X/USYNT

These suspensions have been brought to you by the Draftkings Sunday Night Soccer Parlay and Polymarket, the official insider trading platform of Major League Soccer.

Anyway, I'll DM the first 20 people to like this an exclusive Polymarket code to place a free $5 bet on the next MLS player to be banned for gambling.

Suspensions are better with the power of live markets.

RIP, Ilona. #CancerSucks

For those of us with supporter section season tickets, note that the club is going to give you up to 4 free tickets to the game as long as you purchase your tickets before April 8th. #AllForCITY

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health meters are full

How your email finds me:

BRUZEIRO 0000 ..1-O... Cruzeiro Full time Atletico MG Jorge 60'

LMAO @fotmob.com TRIED

Truly don't understand how it's 2026 and policymakers still think price caps help rather than amplify shortages

In a hotel room, a brick wall that has obviously had a huge hole repaired

Pretty sure the Kool-Aid man stayed in this hotel room once

✨🙌 AI that helps communities thrive on their own terms Open protocols + AI-enabled coding = building what we need for ourselves

Code may be easier now, but running infrastructure and building community are still hard.

I wrote for the @newpublic.org newsletter this week, exploring how atproto + llms could make a great pair to restore agency and empower communities in a sustainable way.

newpublic.substack.com/p/ai-that-he...

It's a beautiful day for some footy. #AllForCITY (wish @stlcity2.bsky.social was active on here)

It's the crossfit of the weight loss world

Sam Adeniran goal! #AllForCITY

Nökkvi Thórisson goal! #AllForCITY

Here are the matches with connections to #STLSoccer for Sunday, March 8, 2026. #OneOfUsAlways #AllForCITY

No surely it was because he learned from the Champions League goalte...

what's that? oh... nevermind

What's there to say. Carnell year two following a pattern

"Came out flying" = "didn't generate a shot until the 33rd minute."

Aziel Jackson assist! #AllForCITY

Christian Olivares saves a penalty! #AllForCITY

Patrick Schulte shutout! #STLSoccer #OneOfUsAlways

📷 X/ColumbusCrew

Joao Klauss goal! #AllForCITY (We don't know why either, OK? Ask Diego)

Go away Diego

I could have saved more time not watching this team

#DiegoOut #AllForCITY

“Wrexham’s fairytale”

Isak Jensen assist! #AllForCITY

At least the actual costume is a bit more blob-ish