Rich O’Malley

So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.

"The Western Hemisphere is absolutely critical for U.S. security"

Boy, I dunno...

Every piece of this is my JAM!

Also special siren 🚨 out to @rshields37.bsky.social ...

Pssshh... Drive it?! I just want to look at it!

Someone please loan me $3,996, thank you.

"Plausibly Live!"

That's not the Tankleff promise

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

... in a Nissan Micra :)

But at least we knew to stay on the roads! And we handled the showdowns and blindheths with aplomb.

Exactly this. There was a time, so long ago now there’s probably plenty of younger NYers who don’t know, that NYDN was only legacy outlet doing what needed to be done to raise red flags. Then the chickenshits in charge said umm maybe dont do that ppl might get mad so here we are.

Devastating day.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeup

“I’m not being defensive. You’re being defensive!”

I am sure I am not the first, but I am once again moved to remind us all…

Uggi the dog waiting patiently outside of Hlöllabátar subs

The worlds most hopeful dog

(Yes it’s closed)

Incredible art of gritty playing fiddle on the roof of a west Philadelphia row home. In Yiddish it says Fidler Oyfn Fakh פֿידלער אױפֿן דאַך)

We put on an all-Yiddish community production of fiddler on the roof in Philadelphia and cast member and local artist Sofie Rose Seymour created the most amazing show poster that ever was

What we need is a single subscription price for a bunch of reporters with their own interests and it could have sports and cartoons and…oh

We joke but the Galleria Borghese website is only operational during their opening hours. If the museum isn’t open, the website simply does not load.

again we do not really do a good job of explaining how wealthy people like Jeff Bezos are

his net worth is $253.2 billion.
so he could take one million dollars, and just light it on fire
and then do it again tomorrow
and again the day after that
and then do it every day for 693 years and 8 months

You didn't get the "men in winter coats staring in different directions" memo?

Similar story, first day of NW grad school, we go around & say fave journos, & there's 57 Christiane Amanpour's (much respect) & some others you'd imagine and I blurt out Mike Lupica (which was true then AND I later got to work w/ him) & felt like the entire room turned to look & instantly judge me!

Dear media, stop acting like Trump means what he says Whether over "a deal" on Greenland or a "pivot" on ICE, we need far more skepticism

Over 10 years of his BS and lies, yet @sulliview.bsky.social still has to write this:

Dear media, stop acting like Trump means what he says

Whether over "a deal" on Greenland or a "pivot" on ICE, we need far more skepticism
open.substack.com/pub/margaret...

I am immediately filled with sadness and rage. Something in me just died, to be quite honest, and it was a murder.

I once again feel so bad for my friends who remain and were forced to send the pages to the plant like that. At least we have the DN Union fighting the good fights.

This is a post about animal excrement and the English language.

bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy

Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).

like your entire site is based on people's appreciation for human-made images

New sweater, new graphic

OMG I looked at it before reading what you wrote and did the exact same thing!

Losing Diane Keaton and Rob Reiner and Catherine O'Hara in quick succession is a pretty big blow for people who enjoy elementary things such as "laughter" and "joy"

*BING BONG* — bsky.app/profile/ndha...

[Insert Sickos Committee guy here]