Chris Harrison's Avatar

Chris Harrison

@cdharrison.net

Follower of Christ. GeekDad. Husband. Technical Developer Lead at Wier/Stewart. Opinions are mine. “The axe forgets, but the tree remembers. https://cdharrison.net

415
Followers
418
Following
354
Posts
29.06.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Chris Harrison @cdharrison.net

We need new Democratic Party leadership in the Senate after this. ACA is not coming back now. Why haven’t you learned that the Republicans don’t govern in good faith? You have no leverage now.

You’re literally Charlie Brown trying to kick the football here.

10.11.2025 10:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Stop giving him a platform. He’s actively misinforming the public.

03.11.2025 15:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have a greater appreciation for y’all that run D&D games on the regular now.

I DMd my first D&D Adventurers League session tonight.

It was more fun and more to juggle than I expected. (I’m glad I had help!) It might be a month or two before I try my hand at it again.

29.07.2025 03:16 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A hand holding the book “Things Become Other Things”

A hand holding the book “Things Become Other Things”

Looking forward to digging into Things Become Other Thing by @craigmod.com. Got it a couple of weeks ago but it’s been a crazy time of year.

22.05.2025 12:28 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

modems screaming at us in the 90s was a warning and we didn't take it

03.05.2025 00:56 👍 4213 🔁 980 💬 37 📌 18

So over for you hoes

08.05.2025 20:01 👍 7613 🔁 1772 💬 55 📌 44

“Your life’s so directionless, even a gelatinous cube has more defined edges. If ambition were loot, you’d still be rolling with starter gear—and somehow still encumbered.”

24.04.2025 16:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I asked ChatGPT to roast me… and ouch. This would be great for Vicious Mockery.

You’ve got the confidence of a bard with no charisma modifier, swaggering into a tavern thinking you’re the main quest when you’re barely an unmarked side objective.”

24.04.2025 16:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My only spoiler is that there is a scene in Ep. 3 that crosses into territory that hasn’t been seen in Star Wars. It’s not filler. It showcases how rotten the Empire is within its ranks. But victims of violence/assault may want to skip where things get very uncomfortable between 2 ppl. You’ll know.

23.04.2025 12:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Red Cards / Tarjetas Rojas | Immigrant Legal Resource Center | ILRC All people in the United States, regardless of immigration status, have certain rights and protections under the U.S. Constitution. The ILRC’s Red Cards help people assert their rights and defend them...

Carry a Red Card

23.04.2025 04:05 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

They are the bad guys.
They are complicit.

23.04.2025 12:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Snitch line Anti-Christianbiasreporting@Va.gov

Snitch line Anti-Christianbiasreporting@Va.gov

Spam in the gears snitch line Anti-Christianbiasreporting@Va.gov

Spam in the gears snitch line Anti-Christianbiasreporting@Va.gov

Good morning ppl! I am super fired up and pissed today. Before I get to my damn rant, yesterday the VA launched a snitch line. Anti-Christianbiasreporting@Va.gov

Spam the fuck out of this…

23.04.2025 11:22 👍 608 🔁 248 💬 39 📌 38

Stayed up way too late last night watching the first three episodes of #Andor Season 2. My gosh. That was so worth the wait.

There are some scenes in Episodes 2 & 3 that I never imagined we’d see. That’s my only spoiler. I can’t believe we basically get FOUR movies over the next few weeks. Insane.

23.04.2025 11:02 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just realized I removed the app. lol

23.04.2025 00:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Preview
SupportedURLs | Apple Developer Documentation Links that go to Apple News, other Apple apps, and external sites.

developer.apple.com/documentatio...

23.04.2025 00:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Shortcuts

My first thought was via the Share card or Apple Shortcuts, but News+ isn’t a targetable direction for some reason. Maybe this shortcut could be reworked to take the url and convert to Apple News… www.icloud.com/shortcuts/d0...

23.04.2025 00:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Cannot wait for Andor Season 2 tonight. #FightTheEmpire

23.04.2025 00:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What he’s basically saying is, “Have you tried dying?”

19.04.2025 20:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Our adventuring party tossed a Behir that was polymorphic into a Giant Snail down a 40 foot hole and then set 5 barrels of gunpowder ablaze with fireball to nearly obliterate it. My steel defender was lost in the process but my artificer will just create another. So much fun. #DungeonsAndDragons

18.04.2025 17:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Once could only hope.

18.04.2025 17:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The cover of our debut album We're Safety Now Haven't We. There are 4 of our main CPSC social media characters - Copernicus Jackson holding a cell phone with fireworks on it, Handsome Ron a european robin wearing a hat riding a smoke alarm, Potato the dog standing on top of an ATV with a helmet on his butt, and Quinn the Safety Fox wearing a bike helmet. There are lasers and fireworks going off. A warning label reads warning, this is a government public service announcement about consumer product safety.

The cover of our debut album We're Safety Now Haven't We. There are 4 of our main CPSC social media characters - Copernicus Jackson holding a cell phone with fireworks on it, Handsome Ron a european robin wearing a hat riding a smoke alarm, Potato the dog standing on top of an ATV with a helmet on his butt, and Quinn the Safety Fox wearing a bike helmet. There are lasers and fireworks going off. A warning label reads warning, this is a government public service announcement about consumer product safety.

Free music: www.cpsc.gov/Were-Safety-...

16.04.2025 16:27 👍 454 🔁 84 💬 4 📌 22

Most of those regulations are written in blood.

16.04.2025 16:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Two Masters gnomes.

Two Masters gnomes.

Funny you should mention that…@

05.04.2025 21:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thanks. 🙏 It was more of a metaphorical fever since the Masters is about to kick off here in Augusta.

05.04.2025 21:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A bearded man with glasses holding a Masters gnome statuette like it’s his grandchild.

A bearded man with glasses holding a Masters gnome statuette like it’s his grandchild.

I don’t even golf but I always catch the fever this time of year. Maybe it’s the pollen?

05.04.2025 17:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Got this year’s gnome. 🤘 Success.

05.04.2025 14:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The exterior of the Hooters in Augusta Ga. The sign reads “Come see John Daly next week.”

The exterior of the Hooters in Augusta Ga. The sign reads “Come see John Daly next week.”

Now that we’re closer to the course, I spoke way too soon. Washington Rd is already backed up. The Hooters sign…

05.04.2025 09:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Heading to Augusta National for the morning to check out ANWA for a bit. The roads in Augusta are empty right now, but they’ll get bad soon.

05.04.2025 09:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Preview
‎RollerCoaster Tycoon® Classic+ ‎Now on Apple Arcade, RollerCoaster Tycoon® Classic+ is a fresh RCT experience, combining the best features from two of the most successful and beloved RCT games in the series’ history – RollerCoaster...

Rollercoaster Tycoon is on Apple Arcade?! Sweet! apps.apple.com/us/app/rolle...

04.04.2025 00:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
NYT headline 

News Analysis
President Trump's tariffs are the latest sign that, in his second term, he has an almost limitless appetite for risk.

NYT headline News Analysis President Trump's tariffs are the latest sign that, in his second term, he has an almost limitless appetite for risk.

babe wake up there’s a new euphemism for “eating open-faced shit sandwiches”

03.04.2025 19:10 👍 880 🔁 127 💬 49 📌 8