Teddy

Every single day this happens now

@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball

link broken big dog

I see her everywhere.

Alfred Hitchcock across the street from the bar last night

In the last week three women have stopped me on the street to compliment part of my outfit

Had a package stolen. It contained this jacket from eBay. I’m inconsolable

/ @teddyo.bsky.social just audibly sighed and said "life is beautiful" while looking at the website of the taco stand in Mexico City that he's eaten at every single day

I am going home tomorrow.

Brushing up on my way to teotihuacan

JP while we are walking around a Mexican town in Mexico: this is gonna sound stupid but this town is very Mexican

Not one mention of the Homestead Greys in the replies smh

Soaking in the CDMX culture

Hey brother, hope all is well. They’re gonna string me up and throw rotten produce at me later if you wanna swing by

Pulled over lmao

Reading your tweets and nodding my head the whole time so the people on the bus know I agree with them

My politics are very simple rn—someone needs to do the thing we’re all thinking needs to be done.

I am absolutely going to be white-knuckling it until the baseball season starts. I don't expect it to fix anything in the world or in me, but it'll at least get the ratio between Nasty Slider Videos and pictures of RFK Jr's awful hot dog meat face on my timeline back in order somewhat.

Whenever I hear Hot to Go I think about when I was 22 dating my 28 y.o. boss working for the town (so it got around) and my dad said he heard she was “hot to trot”

When I bowl bad and we lose our league game by 5 pins

Saw another beer claim to be the champagne of beers today. Can they do that

Saw another beer claim to be the champagne of beers today. Can they do that

Secret Base is one of the few bright spots in sports media—every other outlet is slowly getting worse. This stinks.

It’s baseball season now.

Been thinking about this movie a lot!!!

Went to trivia with one friend. Guy on team next to us (in team of four) made fun of us for not knowing where the Serengeti was. But they came in foirth and won nothing and we came in third and got free shots. Teddy vindicated once again.

Calling anyone smaller than me “lil fella” and everyone bigger than me “Uruk-hai”

I have been struggling in the bowling league but I need you all to know I’m back