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better than the best, worse than the awfullest

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A big draw of the game-design-by-A/B-testing type thinking is that it absolves you from having to form your own opinions & taste. It allows you to outsource the most difficult part of any creative endeavour: actually believing in your vision.

07.03.2026 11:11 πŸ‘ 199 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2

no hate to the developer but "what if disco elysium was based on dnd 5e" is maybe the least appealing a video game pitch could be for me

07.03.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

06.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 3598 πŸ” 494 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 10
[gamepad emoji] What Does a Game Designer Actually Do?

By now, most of us have played a game. [...more]

[gamepad emoji] What Does a Game Designer Actually Do? By now, most of us have played a game. [...more]

05.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 260 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 5

before "content" there was "art style" and not enough people are suspicious of the latter. the idea that artistic particulars are just an interchangeable, contextless layer you slather on products is deeply rooted in the way we think about games.

04.03.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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GAARL! by MatthewLacker, pancelor Gabe's Action Arcade RogueLike! (Demo)

I have a demo! GAARL is a single screen arcade-y platformer roguelike about climbing chains. My name ended up in the acronym (Gabe's Action Arcade RogueLike) but Pancelor also put a lot of work into this. It is playable in the browser, check it out!

matthewlacker.itch.io/gaarl-demo

01.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

enchanting

01.03.2026 08:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm "on the left." That means I edit st*netoss comics to make them even more epic and I pepper phrenological and trans eradicationist terms into every sentence

01.03.2026 07:10 πŸ‘ 217 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

what a crazy night for sam altman to be like "yeah we got that dept of war deal, and there's no moral concerns here"

28.02.2026 07:46 πŸ‘ 7775 πŸ” 1228 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 41
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holy fuck

25.02.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 5430 πŸ” 1476 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 59
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the most annoying guy you've ever met either has nohello.net or dontasktoask.com in their bio

24.02.2026 13:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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ivysly.com - how to make a successful indie game If there's one thing I love to do more than anything it's fucking talking about myself ugh

new blog post: how to make a successful indie game
ivysly.com/blog/how-to-...

22.02.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 82 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1
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it was just strangely jokeless throughout as well though, so i kinda expected it to be building to something but it was just like, a weird twitter thread told in simpsons format. the man coach was northernlion

04.02.2026 08:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i saw a new episode half by accident like a week ago. homer and bart go to man camp to become better men and then it just ends. i thought it was building to a second act about them taking away the wrong lessons or something but no theyre just nice to marge now. the lack of a punchline was so bizarre

04.02.2026 08:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

guy whos stealing ivysly clout

03.02.2026 08:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the worst part of how people talk about the beginner's guide is while yes it's definitely a game about it's ending, it's also just a very good anthology. the individual 'levels' are really great, and I wish people would talk about them more. I think people are too scared of "being davey" to do so

03.02.2026 08:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
adobe Animate EOL email

adobe Animate EOL email

Adobe is evil.
I use Animate to build AIR apps. nothing else does this. so now there’s no way for me to access my OWN WORK after they pull the plug?
this should be illegal.

02.02.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 163 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3
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an abstract photo collage with tangerine peel, bird's wing, ink drawing of a man, old photo and other stuff. a small title sais "tropic of dinosaur"

an abstract photo collage with tangerine peel, bird's wing, ink drawing of a man, old photo and other stuff. a small title sais "tropic of dinosaur"

Tropic of Dinosaur IS OUT!!!
It's a being walked simulator about aging made of clay, tangerine peel, sigarette ends and children's obscene drawings

Go check it out in the first issue of Game Poems magazine along with other beautiful gamesπŸ‘‡

Thank you for playing and sharing!

13.01.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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a dream i had

28.01.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tropic of Dinosaur (@bulboka.bsky.social)

"This game poem is a reflection of my own aging, excitement about the past, about life, the world around me, my anxiety about how I’ve been living my life"

Free - Browser: warpdoor.com/2026/01/14/t...

14.01.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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man this is a real all timer post

10.01.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 1456 πŸ” 477 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 3

prison abolitionist who argues they should replace it with Mr Beast

06.01.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

be the sick person you need to be.

17.04.2025 00:27 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A purple kitten in a world full of blocks and spikes, with a single star in the sky.

A purple kitten in a world full of blocks and spikes, with a single star in the sky.

What Roger Ebert – as well as many of his critics at the time – didn't realize is that it is not the visuals or music or storytelling that make a game art – the gameplay is the art. Spikes & Kitten by Sylvie sylvie.website/spikesAndKit...

10.12.2025 01:28 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 4
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Horses, the Most Controversial Game of the Year, Doesn’t Live Up to the Hype First it was banned. Then its sales blew up. But Horses fails to meet the lofty goals of its own ideas.

wrote about Horses, which should be defended against censorship, and also is a game I think is bad :) www.wired.com/story/horses...

05.12.2025 20:50 πŸ‘ 467 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 11

sorry to some folks, but if we want games to be viewed as consequential art and not products - eventually game development at large is going to have to move past the realm of linkedin, forbes 30 under 30, how to market your game, professional business conference stuff and into something else.

02.12.2025 22:34 πŸ‘ 278 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 6
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the prisoners are restless this time of the year...
i think the prison is helping them

wishlist panoptique: store.steampowered.com/app/4100350?...

#horrorgaming #indiegame #horrorgame #screenshotsaturday #gamedev #halloween #godotengine #indiedev #houseofleaves

01.11.2025 16:46 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0