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Fortinet removed their "Homosexuality" web filter category in 2011 due to WOKE

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LastFM is letterboxd for audioph*les

It's kind of hard to tell, I had a really strong internal monologue as a kid but not so much since I got a smartphone.

Unless medicine for the ultra rich has some scary developments in the next few decades, I WILL live to see Elon Musk die alone and that's a nice thought

Sorry I'm late to work, there was so much traffic on my commute to the home office this morning

Going to bed early makes me feel like i go to work, get home, cook dinner, sleep, repeat

*insulting a white collar urbanite*
Yer just a no-good, slack-brained yuppie!

If you want women's steel caps, you can have any colour you want so long as it's PINK

French girl addressing her wound
"La boo-boo"

Aunt 👵

In order to verify that you've been really really good this year, Santa now requires 3+ signed character references

Business card but it's actually just a cute sticker, with your contact details printed on the backing.

No use for my card? Enjoy the free art!

Back when computer nerds did acid instead of Adderall

Thank you little funny blotter tabs

I was poorly adapted, it consumed me by doomscroll and didn't even feel good while doing it

I miss oomfs :( but I can't go back on tweetor

If your opponent doesn't return your serve that means they left you on delivered 🏸

It's really easy to bypass a firewall. Instead of using a default route, use an escape route instead

This is actual diplomacy

Or maybe I need to steal the NZ bakery pie recipe like it's the Krabby patty formula

Photo of a rack with Sun Microsystems servers with a text "I wish you a happy *Sun*day! Brew up some Java to start your SPARCtacular day" and two images of Duke, the mascot of Java, inserted on top of the photo. The first image is a 3D render of Duke hoding a teapot with Java logo on it and is giving a thumbs up. The second image is a drawing of Duke having a bath in a cup of coffee.

Network jitter is actually just your appliance stuttering. The retransmitted packets give it the same cadence:

T-too m-ma-many p-packets >~<

mrrreow:3

Clown tgirl who gets insecure over her size 18 shoes

Can you please ship one over Aussies have awful pies

She's not narcoleptic she's nekoleptic 🐈
(prone to cat naps and big stretches)

I added icing!

She will pass because I love her

If you were a garden
I'd pull out the stakes
Wild and ugly
Thorny growths split brick

Impossible to traverse
You wilt under your own wait
A ravenous thirst
To obliterate worst laid plans

More than it's worth to fix
Let's throw it all in the skip
I'm sick of struggling
To keep you sick

Australian localized version of Duvet by Boa called Doona

Bush Tucker is the Aussie slang version of carpet muncher