Graham, probably

DANGER: Effective

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It's awesome that if you say something like "AI isn't good at my job" a bunch of randos who also don't do your job will crawl out of the woodwork to tell you that you're just not using it right

Our regular is around there but two weeks ago that was Premium money

Unfortch my car takes 91+ and I can't take my dog to work with me on the motorcycle, which takes trash gas and gets 45mpg minimum

I saw 93 octane at 5.09 this morning here in Boston 🙃

I rev up my Ayatollah,

I don't mind when a post flops but it's real frustrating to have the dumb joke stuck in my head for the rest of the day

Seahawks declined to comment on tough-love Kiki

Inb4 getting banned for a post that’s been deleted on the pds but is visible by skimming the firehose

Dril tweet edited so long suckers! i rev up my Ayatollah and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates global economy lying completely dead on the pavement

It’s gonna be really funny in the future when textbooks say “it’s unclear exactly what kind of move he was trying to do” about this whole situation

Also, super important to stress, very often the artist in question is already dead

On average women get 23 hours for every 24 hours earned by a man

yeaahhhhhhh

Every time I see one is his works I think “wow cool, very unique and well executed” and then I see the credit plaque and get mad

Hate that Anish Kapoor is kinda good at art

It’s not just Normal Monopoly For People Who Don’t Get Monopoly

Yeah that’s different, there’s an element of self awareness

Jesus hopscotching Christ

“Luxury Monopoly” board game with faux leather trim and gold plated game pieces, $399

I feel like society needs certain Honeypot Products where if you purchase them you get executed on the spot

Assuming it’s the plastic or plastic-felt thing under the front end, you can just pull it the rest of the way off and call it a day.

It’s there for a tiny aerodynamic improvement that matters on the scale of hundreds of thousands of cars, doesn’t really matter on an individual car level

I’ve finally done it, I’ve left a clock unadjusted in DST for so long that it’s correct again

Eat it, corporatocracy

In the past 21 years, Reddit has gradually transitioned from a cluster of micro-forums into a social experiment on how terrible you can make people without them realizing they’re assholes

Now they can yell at Bonzi Buddy about it though, so who's to say if that's a bad thing,,

I forced them in oblivion once I got the skeleton key, because why bother trying when the lockpick is unbreakable and you can just mash the button for a sec

Also love his little chair guys

When you “sit down” at a rest site they’re holding up his chair on top of the log

I love them

what the fuck

Just noticed that the "Require alt-text before posting" setting toggled itself off on my account, double check on that one if you were using it

can we make it do war thunder forum leaks

sam altman furiously jotting down notes