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@essjayel

I am civilized to my platformed toes. Eyes like the Desert. Tastes like a raindrop. Hates People. He/Him Sydney, Australia

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that's just for two of us, and we only bought vegetables, snacks, and some staples that are running low.

14.03.2026 00:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

considering it was meant to be a light shopping week - total was still $165. FML..

14.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Group of teenagers in Woolies arguing about how many condoms and lube they need.

Kids, you need all the condoms.

13.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A peace lily. Half of each leaf is turning brown and brittle.

A peace lily. Half of each leaf is turning brown and brittle.

I hate this fucking plant
Why does it do this?? Have looked up reasons and nothing makes any sense to me. Someone come here and explain it and physically show me what to do.

12.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It mightn’t be tuesday but tacos have been had cause I don’t play by your stupid rules man

12.03.2026 08:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Would make a great double bill with Amyl and the Sniffers πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

12.03.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. Yes it is. And all my old videos are very dirty - take that as you want ..

12.03.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

straight man at work yesterday - If I had a band I would call it Jungle Juice. Do you know what jungle juice is?

me: ahh... do YOU know what JJ is?

12.03.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Ncuti Gatwa's acclaimed theatre run of beloved classic play is set to stream for free Alongside Gatwa, the play stars Sharon D Clarke, Ronkẹ Adékọluẹ́jọ́, Eliza Scanlen and Hugh Skinner.

The National Theatre will stream The Importance of Being Earnest starring Ncuti Gatwa for free. The performance from the winter 2024/25 run will be on YouTube from 12 March. A watch-along premiere will be at 7pm GMT, during which viewers will have the opportunity to interact through chat/polls. πŸ‘œ

10.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 144 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 9
KFC ad for today only advertising 30 nuggets for $10

KFC ad for today only advertising 30 nuggets for $10

Today only:

Wonder if McDonald’s will price match?

11.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A rice pouch with the label β€œRICE MEDLEY”.

A rice pouch with the label β€œRICE MEDLEY”.

I just opened this, and it played Jesus Christ Superstar, Any Dream Will Do and Don’t Cry For Me Argentina.

10.03.2026 07:43 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

a plan is forming..., πŸš— 🏨 πŸ₯‚

10.03.2026 04:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

real estate listings too for that matter

10.03.2026 04:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

really sick of these auto A I generated images of hotel rooms hotel sites are using. They are so obviously fake

10.03.2026 04:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

work: so since the fire last week, we have been running on a backup generator... they were meant reconnect us to mains power last night. They didnt do this. so the generator just ran out of fuel, and the building now has no power again. Have been sent home and I'm taking a day annual leave. fuck it

10.03.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am very agitated today.

Really didn’t sleep last night despite gin being involved

09.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So naturally my schedule has been changed over the weekend. I’m now on calls for the rest of the day till 520pm. I got a whole 45 minutes of processing instead of a few hours.

08.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So. Much. Doodle.

Impressive given it’s only a cast of 3

07.03.2026 10:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Programme bio for someone called Lauren Peters. They are the costume designed for a play where all publicity stills have shown naked men

Programme bio for someone called Lauren Peters. They are the costume designed for a play where all publicity stills have shown naked men

lol. Easy fucking gig this one was

07.03.2026 07:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Cast notice of the play. It feature the theee actors and one swing. For the bio photos all of them are naked showing the rock hard abs and pecs.

Cast notice of the play. It feature the theee actors and one swing. For the bio photos all of them are naked showing the rock hard abs and pecs.

Publicity photo from the play. It shows two men passionately kissing in a rainfall or a shower.

Publicity photo from the play. It shows two men passionately kissing in a rainfall or a shower.

Publicity photo from the play. It shows three completely named men on a bed. Two of them are about to kiss and the third is watching them

Publicity photo from the play. It shows three completely named men on a bed. Two of them are about to kiss and the third is watching them

The plot:

07.03.2026 07:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And now for a quick game of how many women are in the audience…

1. There is 1.

07.03.2026 07:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We are off to see the play Afterglow tonight starring Olympic gold medal diver Matthew Mitcham. I think this is acting debut..?

Look…it’s gonna be hot boys taking their clothes off in the shower alright??

07.03.2026 05:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

noticed a poster at woolies today for Dance classes - all ages, all levels. Ballroom dance lessons on a wednesday night. sounds like something we could get in to..

I definitely need to start doing something movement based

07.03.2026 02:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is however annoying me that this paramount movie is not available on paramount +. Had to find it on binge…

06.03.2026 08:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We are going to watch the first wives club cause we all need some joy in our lives.

06.03.2026 08:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hi boys.. feel free to shoot the puppy calendar when you’re done

03.03.2026 06:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Didn’t expect to end my work day by having to call triple zero cause the large electrical transformer outside our building was on fire but here we are.

03.03.2026 06:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Best to take them all so no one else has to suffer

03.03.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Seth Rogen accepting Catherine O’Hara’s posthumous award for Outstanding Actress in a Comedy Series for The Studio #ActorAwards

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