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πŸ‡§πŸ‡· (ele/dele) πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ (he/him) brazilian web developer living the joy of missing out.

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drizzle orm Γ© tΓ£o legalzinho nΓ©

09.03.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

aΓ­ o npc me mete um β€œServi Mzzileyn por anos. Quando meu pai cortou minhas asas e me jogou no mar, foi o DragΓ£o-Rei quem me encontrou e cuidou de mim.”

cortaram tuas asas e te jogaram no mar? bem-vindo de volta osama bin laden

06.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

daniel vorcaro fala peleleca, comprou funcionΓ‘rio do BC com viagem pra disney e contratou alok, dennis dj e the chainsmokers pra festa de 15 anos da filha.... michelly final boss

05.03.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 269 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 7

this skeet is dedicated to the Brave Mujahideen Fighters of Afghanistan

04.03.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 1418 πŸ” 245 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 7

stores have no idea how much shoplifting takes place, they only know when stock doesn't match records. how much is due to human error, incorrect shipments, breakage, and theft is a guess. literally cannot know if shoplifting is on the rise.

this was a radicalizing discovery for me.

04.03.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 2635 πŸ” 916 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 28
a black and white edit that reads "the future includes trans people". around the text is a floral pattern. the image is grainy

a black and white edit that reads "the future includes trans people". around the text is a floral pattern. the image is grainy

the future is for trans people

04.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 8563 πŸ” 3360 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 19

linux faz isso pelo menos desde 2011

acha que o nome da distro Γ© MANJARO a troco de nada?

04.03.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

um chef Γ© alguΓ©m que tem coragem de usar mais azeite do que vocΓͺ. jΓ‘ um nutricionista Γ© alguΓ©m que tem mais medo de usar azeite do que vocΓͺ

27.02.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 284 πŸ” 83 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 9

Γ© campanha de rpg mesmo

27.02.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

estou passando por coisas nessa campanha que me dΓ£o vontade de arrancar o cu na unha

27.02.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture

a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture

get weirder 🫡

23.02.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 10935 πŸ” 4727 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 37

Essa aqui eu ainda nΓ£o superei desde 06/06

21.02.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 650 πŸ” 174 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 4

ME CHAME DE TERCEIRO PORQUINHO

EU ESTOU TODO TIJOLADO E PRONTO PRA SER ASSOPRADO

20.02.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

quando a sua fimose de leite cair naturalmente coloque-a debaixo do seu travesseiro para que a fada da fimose te visite e conceda um desejo

19.02.2026 10:40 πŸ‘ 223 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 7

personagens com imunidade a sexo

16.02.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Epstein Archive - Browse 8175 processed documents
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Epstein Archive - Browse 8175 processed documents [ cacique cobra coral ] No results found

veja quem NΓƒO ESTÁ nos arquivos Epstein

06.02.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 322 πŸ” 85 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
Post from r/crochet that says "mods are gone. All hail Mr. Nipples" and its a picture of the most disgusting crocheted doll/creature thats pink and has a creepy smile and horns and big pink nipples. It's truly horrifying

Post from r/crochet that says "mods are gone. All hail Mr. Nipples" and its a picture of the most disgusting crocheted doll/creature thats pink and has a creepy smile and horns and big pink nipples. It's truly horrifying

I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane

05.02.2026 13:46 πŸ‘ 6663 πŸ” 2034 πŸ’¬ 121 πŸ“Œ 199

vai ficar tudo bem + a burguesia vai acabar um dia + eu te amo + vamos vencer + cafezinho do jeito q vc gosta

25.07.2025 11:41 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

tΓ£o fudido que tΓ΄ entrando por ΓΊltimo na call da mesa pra poder comer o pΓ£o

03.02.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sempre que vejo essa imagem preciso desviar o olhar

nΓ£o consigo olhar esse "hum" e me manter vivo

03.02.2026 10:59 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.02.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 232 πŸ” 83 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 30
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29.01.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 663 πŸ” 188 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

if voto22

Than 13

29.01.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

adivinha

29.01.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

hmmm the white buffalo em fortaleza

29.01.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

completamente viciado no vinignu descobrindo o jogo do pΓ£o

DEPOIS DE ANOS OUVINDO A PIADA

29.01.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

VocΓͺs importam, vocΓͺs existem, vocΓͺs nΓ£o estΓ£o sΓ³s.
Hoje e sempre, desejo respeito, cuidado e espaΓ§o pra viver com dignidade.

πŸ’πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

29.01.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 175 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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O dia em que eu achei os trΓͺs livros bΓ‘sicos do primeiro sistema de RPG na casa da minha vΓ©ia.

24.01.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 415 πŸ” 139 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Woman in bed with smoking pipe, husband standing at foot of the bed.
Woman: β€œDarling, it’s not what it looks like!”

Woman in bed with smoking pipe, husband standing at foot of the bed. Woman: β€œDarling, it’s not what it looks like!”

Found this in some old photos: the cartoon that got my biggest twitter numbers

24.05.2024 22:35 πŸ‘ 2377 πŸ” 748 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 18
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