Dayum. Just heard a minister say, as perhaps only Black ministers can, “We will fight until hell freezes over, and then we will fight on the ice.”
I’m stealing that!!
The groove continues because of this.
How many cats tips you over into “crazy cat lady?” I’m contemplating a bold move. 🧐
lunar new year and mardi gras are on the same day?! i’m gonna get crunk (eat an obscene amount of dumplings)
RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’
RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/
These Otezla commercials are very triggering. If I need to participate karaoke in order to keep my job… no job is worth THAT!!!
Cruise commercials make cruises look like an absolute living hell
If we are required to show a passport in order to vote, doesn’t that make passport fees an illegal poll tax?
#WaterWednesday
OpenAI Introduces Premium Video Generator For White House Advisors Manipulating Trump
OpenAI Introduces Premium Video Generator For White House Advisors Manipulating Trump https://theonion.com/openai-introduces-premium-video-generator-for-white-house-advisors-manipulating-trump/
Sounds doable!
That sounds really nice, where do I sign up?
Yes, please!
Sign next to supermarket shelves reads “all deodorants are under video surveillance.”
Recently, there have been several stick-ups and one Axe murder (in the first Degree). Management has made no Secret of the need to increase security, but still haven’t found the Right Guard. Finding themselves underarmed, the crime wave continues to roll on.
I’m so sorry. I had to do this last week. It sucks. Now dealing with the wailing of her littermate mourning her 😭
I’m absolutely stumped as to why the world hasn’t discovered Georgian cuisine yet. The country, not the state. It’s so unique: savory sauces that use plums as the base, walnut and pomegranate everything, ancient wine varietals… so much to love!🇬🇪
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
Federal immigration agents forced open a door and detained a U.S. citizen in his Minnesota home at gunpoint without a warrant, then led him out onto the streets in his underwear in subfreezing conditions, according to his family and videos reviewed by The Associated Press.
I keep seeing posts stating that ICE cannot enter your home or a private business without a judicial warrant. While that is legally correct, in reality ICE routinely violates the law by forcing their way in, often by smashing down doors, before violently assaulting people.
Trumpism is fascism.
If I was rich, I would use my money to never, ever hear another ad again
I think my husband belongs to a very specific genre of men called Costco Dads ™️
Well, those boots were not made for walking
Oh sorry, I haven’t been online that much tonight, I’ve been forced to help organize a safety patrol at my kid’s daycare, because ICE stopped by today.
i think it is ok to reiterate that the victim as a us citizen. yes, noncitizens are equally entitled to human rights. but also, it's important to illustrate how ice isn't about immigration at all
a major american city is being forced to close schools because armed government agents are raiding and pepper spraying and terrorizing children and teachers for social media content
1 - Trump dancing (under him is a US flag) with a kitty (under him are the flags of Russia, EU flag, China, Canada) 2 - they both look at each other 3 - cat pushes trump off the counter
Thank fuck I didn't try to attempt dry January this year.
If we can capture another country's president, can another country come and capture ours? Asking for a friend.
Good morning blue sky
*Get ready for epic whine*
*Why can’t my university just call off school when my local school district does*
**Waaaaaaaah**
