Current job: Chief belly rub officer. Retired so that I can read more, write more, and play TTRPGs.
Pearl Jam's Official Bluesky Account. Dark Matter, the 12th studio album from Pearl Jam. https://pearljam.lnk.to/darkmatter
Woke mom, grandmom, dog mom. Survivor. Effing sick and tired of this fascist regime. 😔😭😡
#Resist
#NoKings
#AntifaProud
🚫 No DMs
Professor-turned-librarian and digital humanist obsessed with analog tech; TX ➡️ CA ➡️ OH; she/they 🏳️🌈 views my own
trans, artist, bunny mom and reader of books
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freelance illustrator currently based in Glasgow ✍🏻 anti-speciesist, anti-fascist, anti-hunt 🦊🇵🇸
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💙💙💙ANTI Fascist, No Chats, No Financial Advice, No Fans Only Crap. I'm happy to talk with people about posts.💙💙💙
Chief Imperial Sage, Earth, Milky Way Quadrant
(Somebody has to do it.)
Cynicism is defeatism; Skeptical always.
Show me your evidence & Swallow your spin.
Oregon woods: West to ocean beach & East to glaciated peak.
Juris Doctor. Tried to fix it. Can't.
Photographing wildflowers in Colorado.
Nonnatives may be invasives! iNat: @FRWildflowers
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Artist///
Stephen Ferris
Self-Taught
~Thanks for checking out my artwork~
The creative mind plays with the object it loves.
~Carl Jung
https://www.stephen-ferris.com/
At 50, I wrote a cozy mystery. Available everywhere.
Links below⬇️
#cozymystery #genX #booksky
https://books2read.com/u/mZyJxE
https://www.amazon.com/Devil-Wind-Murders-Sandoval-Mysteries-ebook/dp/B0FDY7WSGX
🪬🧿 Freemason | Traveller | Historian | Novel Author | Filmmaker
www.youtube.com/c/journeydude
www.sendmeonadventure.com
🇸🇰 living in 🏴
🕊️ Peace to all
Aged bassist who still plays punk. Daughter of Cain. Cat lover. Guitar/bass tinkerer. Trans. "Gender Ideology" doesn't exist. There are only trans people. Homo/transphobia, racism, sexism, etc = immediate block. Don't bother me with crypto BS.
Neurodiverse and proud of it (fair warning: I say a lot of shit some people find inappropriate)
Naturalist Atheist (I believe in the universe as revealed by science)
I value democracy, compassion, and inclusion
https://buymeacoffee.com/jon_sociologist
Big long haired bearded loudmouthed biker swears like a biker liberal troublemaker old white guy if you don’t like my posts go fuck yourself with a cactus!
Your home for all those culinary delights, anomalies, and misfires that live on only in our memories...Still slowly but surely migrating over the over 1,000 foods I covered on Twitter, so if you don't see a favorite here yet, stay tuned!
I don't have a theme really
I like bikes and at night I'm silly when the gummies kick in.
Oh! Oh! Woodworking and cats and a dog -how can you resist
#CambioClimatico #Klimawandel #LeChangementClimatique
#ClimateChaos #HeatKills🔥
#EndFossilFuelAddiction #BigOilDidThis
#BlueCrew #PresidentJoeBiden 🌊 🌊 🌊
#XRefugee
infj. taurus. humanitarian. 🌊🏳️🌈
we are the love we give, not the love we receive.
4X EMMY® and GRAMMY®-nominated comedian, actor, singer, producer, NYT Bestselling author. TeamRainbow@wmeagency.com
head chog
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Dunkin enthusiast and joke Twitter refugee
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will people *please* stop implying or outright saying that i'm approx. 67k years old. it's laughable.
⚠️This is a jokey account💙
Failed librarian 📚📖🖋️📝
Walk-ins are never welcome🖤🪦⚰️🥀🍂
Never sundried🌕🌛☔️🌧️🗿
👑Show-off💎💍💅🪷🦦🫧No DMs
Dark Ages require jesters
Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot.
All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social's snizz
stuff I've said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lbibgb3szjh4o2mqubjvnbs6/feed/aaab7yuy2hwj4
Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night
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Korean Brazilian American filmmaker based in Los Angeles 🎬🇧🇷🇰🇷 || spooked and sentimental human || IG @hjichan
I’m going to overcome dyslexia or try dying.
Conversational in sarcasm. Bill Nye, I’m coming for your ass!
Find my skeets at this link: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rplkkgeiyw4ndoqhbuqxotyx/feed/aaalqibln62cu
It's all over for me when your ego surpasses your wit. Posts have an aftertaste. Not user friendly. #INFJ Memento Mori
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☀️🐮 🌜🐮 🎈🦂
Inmate #204084 11/17/2023
I am the slave to way too many cats. I'm passionate about odd things. I 🩷 coffin drops. If you're not kind to animals, gtfo. She/her.
#AEW #ROH
I'm funny. I just don't show it because I'm humble. I'm also highly intelligent. And humble.
🇵🇸🇷🇺
La crème de la crème (patissière)
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LMFT-LADAC Witch, Addictions Expert, Not your therapist. Both traumatized and trauma informed.
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Autist. Hilarious wordnik. Minimalist software engineer. jan pi toki pona.
Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine.
Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak
Love will win and in the meantime there is whiskey.
I’m a fuckin idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqabl4kvjcovktrp4af2akqc/feed/aaaa5jon3pteu
I am not here for your entertainment. I am for my own fun. Photos&words mine or described. The EU, PL.
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sheesh kebab, geez fries, yikes salad
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Science fiction novelist and humorist. Follow for stories, jokes, and thoughts about writing and creativity.
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What's normal for the spider
Is chaos for the fly
Death for the caterpillar
Birth for the butterfly
Ian Brown.
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Embittered former child prodigy. Weaponsly attacks seeking a noblement.
A fine selection of nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/blockmeamadeus.bsky.social/feed/aaajxdosb3efw
Writer, thinker, artist, player of music, eternal child. Sarcastic but sweet AF,
Graceless Lady🌊🌊 She/Her - 8647
"Witch, scholar, poet, dreamer, and the rest, to be a woman also."
~ Elizabeth Barret Browning
I love Canada 🍁
Anomalous Smutmuffin Enigma
Creator of depressing comics. Liver of a depressing life. Writer of depressing bios.
I love almost everyone-except Nazis & TERFs.
he/him/his.
Expect puns.
By Me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6vadqr2mb3mitlyuhcqi5lln/feed/aaapte7vpkpr4
New chocolate factory, same bad egg
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Fan of Jimmy Dean breakfasts
Self centered skeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2vx7moe4gf6qh3x5s4pokkie/feed/aaanisbce5hmk
Bang! Bang! https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2vx7moe4gf6qh3x5s4pokkie/feed/aaab4dtouhk6e
Ngl: https://ngl.link/ashleysays
Problem solver. Idiot. Co-host of Salty Language Podcast and The Crazy Life Podcast.
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36 he/him Florida
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Haunted
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaajycxuilmly
Joker, drinker, bad golfer. Jersey boy living in NC.
If you don’t ’like’ my post, I won’t like your reply.
Friend to some, hero to all
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No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying “wee beastie”
Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy
Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
That's a salad fork you stupid bitch.
here, I can’t see the eye rolls
meh https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaagompyura5g
MEH https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim
Sometimes drunk. Profoundly undateable. I use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not. Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Vet my stupid shit here: https://
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Probably chilling 50 yrs ago or 50 yrs from now. When are we?
(he/him)
More: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:53hxlujdaqhfyc6g5dnatflj/feed/aaabyrmlb2cmw
Token weird girl
I don’t even go here
Look! I have a present for you 💕
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I should probably delete that.🤔
Contemplations on life and the human condition. + 📷
🍁 Calgary / Alberta / Canada 🇨🇦
My contemplations:
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•Whimsical Weird Girl•Artist•Creator•
•Anxious•Neurotic•Arthritic•Canadian
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Fuck cancer.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaacssckqdi56
I met Vicki Lawrence and she hated me.
Jo Bro Ho.
Fall in love with me under the disco shark.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4jhtcd275ikpucwarol6hll6/feed/aaacxnpcj52bg
Sentient camera. I see things. Sometimes I tell jokes.
Giving away little pieces of myself every day, for FREE!
You can also find me on X:
https://twitter.com/Piecezilla?t=xR65ZAtqv4XKOsaAu7n9Ww&s=09
Singer-Songwriter | Music Industry Vet | Intellectual Property Paralegal | SF Girl | Very sweary | Disabled | Chronically illin’ | Wifey | Cat/Dog Mom | Queer 🏳️🌈 Bi+ 🏳️⚧️
bb bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dl3oltmxv6esalfvwq2nwqvg/feed/aaameqfrh33pu
I think I speak for everyone here when I say that I shouldn't be allowed to speak for anyone here.
Spent Skeets => https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oykbfxdodldns6qsln3hgfy6/feed/aaabk7antswn2
Atomic
Destination Unknown
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i3qrdszbx6hvwq72xroy5chc/feed/aaab6vlhlmx22
She/her. lightly mad. So odd I can't even. Possibly right behind you.
Trying really hard to get to the utopian future Gene Roddenberry showed me as a little kid. Neutral Good.
“Conatus es pausa et denuo initus?”
Network engineer, husband of @drru.bsky.social, dad, fashion disaster. He/Him/Hi!
Lost my mind, but found another
He/him/they, don’t tell my mother
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Writer, mom, goblin @adrianelord on insta, https://buymeacoffee.com/hansonamq
Yeets: http://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap7jmdff4gw
Minneapolis non-comedian
Made webcomics, did improv, created Make Me Watch TV and other unnecessary web stuff.
"Has a history of creating conceptual internet projects" -Billboard Magazine
(he/him)
used cd rack, see if something catches your eye — don't steal anything: https://tinyurl.com/hn9sja65
new releases: https://tinyurl.com/drankturpentine
My Posts➡️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaby7qwyscss
Fart joke enthusiast and overall ass butt. 🧻 I also play 🎸 and 🎙️ in Adrenalin; a Denver Pop/punk band. 🗿🤖👽👾
Whimsy. Ice cream. Avi by @fairyirl.bsky.social
Search link:
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Some rando. I shall occasionally be reposting my old crap from the other place. If that's gauche, sue me. I only have so many thoughts.
My thingy-doos: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:x7c6xlcylaorwzbms2xlzjpf/feed/aaacjsujdyxeu
Brittle Relic in Chicago
My picture is in black and white to indicate that it’s old. As am I.
more gay than people would think | she/her | married💍| lgbtq+ 🏳️🌈 | same handle on twitter/X
My posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqdv2smjfcl33nsta6v73at7/feed/aaadznpineaxq
died penniless and insane
I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet.
Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing
Kind of.
shitskeets: https://tinyurl.com/hxaja4ba
54,Neurodeviant, #AuDHD 🎧, #PKD, on #dialysis. Malignantly useless.
Beep boops: https://on.soundcloud.com/nU3z4Eh6t2LNwg1f8
Most liked:
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I have friends everywhere.
she. basically 40. not cool ☢️
discord: rif.161
work: political linguistics🏴 (autodidactic mostly)
san diego wheelchair user. VERY AUTISTIC, I CAN COMMUNICATE DIRECTLY OR NOT AT ALL. relatedly, also #1 USian Carrlyn AND Quinton fan
🏒🤴⚽️🌊 🏉🇳🇿🥍🦭⚾️📿🏀🛥️
Please be funny or a cat.
i'd tickle a fish if the wet chime of its laughter could heal us
East Side ATL. CLS. Fella.
Once turned Willem Dafoe into Willem Dafriend.
Pharmaceutical Industry Choreographer
Does a bear shit in the basement?
Astronaut, hedgehog, and avid reader of discontinued magazines
The letter W is superfluous at best and a selfish twit at worst
I'd like to see how your lair would fare to a wizard
Music: https://questabandoner.bandcamp.com
I don’t want to write a description ❤️
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inventor of joke bluesky • mayor of topeka, kansas • top 0.001% of onlyfans creators • yin yoga black belt • vaccine enthusiast • 4x therapy world champion • laravel artisan • avi: @gazpachomachine on the bird site • he/him
I didn't ask to be here
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Soon May The Weatherman Come, if you see weird posts from me it’s because I was temporarily pretending to be evil on 04.01.2025…but I made it luuh sexxy
Former tech lead for Reddit's Compute Platform. Now, Infrastructure Security, still at Reddit.
Extremely Online.
He/Him/His, actually 40 damn years old
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