Sooz

❤️❤️❤️

I hope they hold firm to this and that more countries join them.

Some people are just meant to find each other, and someday, somewhere, somehow they always do. Slipping into each other’s lives so naturally, making both hearts so happy. ❤️

high school prepared me for square dancing. a lot of fucking square dancing.

Totally works, it’s the only thing I use. Pet friendly!

my alone feels so good, i’ll only have you if you're sweeter than my solitude - warsan shire red-orange singular poppy against a black background

Apparently “Just fuck me up” is not an admissible order at Wendy’s.

Chocolate 'Boner' Syrup Recalled for Actually Containing Viagra Ingredient This week, Lockout Supplements issued a voluntary recall of its

I totally picked up more of a Nutella™️ flavor but maybe that’s just me gizmodo.com/chocolate-bo...

a sex toy collection is like a horror movie villain: thrilling and much scarier when your imagination is doing most of the work. seeing all 27 cooking utensils and a bag of assorted LEGO kinda kills the mood

you can have all the self love in the world, it still fucking hurts when people treat you like you're disposable

I don't judge you for your skin color, your religion, or who you let touch your bathing suit places.
But I will judge your dirty microwave.

I wonder if people from other countries snore differently. Like a French person would go SZzxzggh oui oui oui

One part of my brain is always in my big, comfy chair cuddling with my little dog and that helps to get me through the long days

what the fuck is tomorrow? Wednesday? Jesus Christ I let half the week sneak up on me like a ninja

life was so simple when it was just sex, whimsy and mushrooms, then some idiot invented math and ruined everything

I gave up for Lent.

Meet me at the corner of Horny and Depressed (all of Bluesky shows up)

Sweet home marijuana.

“That’s a good meat bird,” I find myself suddenly saying.

I'm just sharing this one last time as not many people saw it. I'm doing a post run tomorrow, if any of you want to order one. Again, thank you all so much for your support, you've truly no idea how much your support means to me x

#watercolours #birdart 🪶

a storm is coming i can feel it in my bones nope that’s the osteoporosis nvm

Dear fellow Canadians, how do we do something about this? This was reportable and they failed to report. How do we make them duty bound to report and prevent this from happening again? Hit them where it hurts, right on the bottom line.

You broke an ominous vase at the antique store and now a chihuahua sized hellhound follows you around in the shadows demanding belly rubs

You get used to it

It’s -39°C and not even 7am, hence I’m already thinking about snacks.

Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone who thinks that they will never find happiness. I used to be one of you.
Today is my first Valentine’s Day with the man of my dreams. Have faith.
And the dessert.

Gluten free perogies in a frying pan full of buttery onions fried golden brown

Emotional support perogy night

Drafts? I don’t need no stinking drafts.

Don’t wait until you’re in your 40s to get your wisdom teeth removed. Trust me.