topher

repulsive little plague rat who needs to take his own advice vis-à-vis getting the fuck out of mpls

I took trazodone for years until my psych had me try using it at a way higher dose as an antidepressant, and one night I literally fell asleep while walking to the bathroom at 2 am and I got a concussion lol

new laptop day

calvin: HEY DAD, I'M DOING A TRAFFIC SAFETY POSTER. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS FOR A SLOGAN? calvin’s dad: SURE! "CYCLISTS HAVE A RIGHT TO THE ROAD TOO, YOU NOISY, POLLUTING, INCONSIDERATE MANIACS! I HOPE GAS GOES UP TO EIGHT BUCKS A GALLON!" calvin: THANKS, DAD. I'LL GO ASK MOM. calvin’s dad: WHY ? THAT'S A GREAT SLOGAN!

every day he’s vindicated

2. Twinless

1. No Other Choice

and:

2. Twinless
1. No Other Choice

6. Resurrection

5. The Baltimorons

4. Pillion

3. Wake Up Dead Man

and:

6. Resurrection
5. The Baltimorons
4. Pillion
3. Wake Up Dead Man

it's that time of year again, here are my favorite 2025 movies that got zero Oscar nominations:

10. Late Shift
9. A Useful Ghost
8. Sorry, Baby
7. The Testament of Ann Lee

sometimes a work of fiction depicts something bad because the point of the work of fiction is that the thing is bad!

media literacy crisis exhibit 5 million

the takes some of you have about Pillion make me think some of you didn't actually watch Pillion!

in this house we value BEING SAD! we observe and affirm the solemn tragedy of AGE, of DECLINE, of MORTALITY ITSELF!!

LEAR bitch!!!

We're all proud northerners. We all say "boat" weird. We're all in it together here on Turtle Island. Put a face to the headlines and build some cross-border community.

I want to encourage the Canadians in my orbit to seriously consider adopting a rent payment for a Minnesotan this month. I don't have the means to do it right now, but maybe you do. This is the #1 best way you as a Canadian can make a real difference in the fight against American fascism.

treetop tumbler...
screaming yellow eagle...
mighty axe...

remember the fallen... 🙏 😔

.....watching videos of camp snoopy in the 90s just to feel something.......

I'll allow it, my boyfriend is like you

i'm an only child which means i'm fundamentally deficient and will never truly know what it is to be human

the pokemon winds and waves starters browt, pombon, and gecqua

behold the three types of gays:

danny devito
steven universe
weird art freak

claudia winkleman would destroy these ugly hot people

like toddlers playing duck duck grey duck

if you've only ever watched US Traitors you're experiencing like 10% of what the game can be

i must signal my allegiances 🙏

i am desperate to own the st paul jacket 😭

it's HOT

but the vets there are all beautiful 50-year-old lesbians so obviously we can't leave

I can't remember the last time I paid less than $500 at the vet (usually significantly more), and most of the time all we're there to do is treat an ear infection

if god wanted there to be a road for cars between Lake and 29th, she wouldn't have put a Kmart there!

this is some republican shit