Kayin

Back before my spirit was crushed, I thought the popularity of Dark Souls would force a rethink of this. "I got lost in a swamp and then spent 4 hours dying over and over to the same boss, 10/10, game of the year".

Instead, we got "it's actually a challenge for epic gamers only, git gud casuals".

(They unsurprisingly did NOT like that reddit thread)

A friend of mine who runs these things always repeats something to me along the lines of "Playtests and Research isn't for telling you the right thing to do, it's to confirm to you that your assumptions are correct and that your intentions are getting through to the players" and that's stuck with me

Can confirm - Dungeon Gals can be fully completed, start to finish.

This is wild to me.

Maiden Astraea telling you to "Do as you like. Take your precious bluesky clip"

Yuzu could make a zine made up of just awesome handles she's used in Rev2

I think Yuzu has gotten her money's worth but I always think about this Answer that showed up during one of the rollback tests like the combo didn't even FINISH tha combo was going to do like 125%

Be nice to your local Answer players. Like a horse, he craves death, ready to die from fear of a strong breeze. 😭

Totally. At stake here is the conflict between games as “content” (retrogressive behaviorist bullshit) and recognizing context. The entire notion of “design” is saddled with so much fucked ideological baggage, be careful out there folks.
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lol just the most coolest first level in history and HEY A ZOMBIE IN A MINE

and now we already have zombies

Site is legit.

They get put up against the wall last, basically

"What are these horrible alien eggs? Is this Mansion secretly ev-- oh wait they're bushes"

Thief gets the critical thing a lot of early stealth get wrong. You want your enemies to be 'sophisticated and predictably dumb as hell'

For future historians; Noblesse Oblige is when billionaires give away OCs on a feastday.

Yeah, basically this lol like still 'no good billionaires' but like if you're gonna be one at least do a child of one funding passion projects

Elon, unfortunately. But I want to see Charlie Munger's secret fursona

see he's more in the millions department so--

Yeah it like barely even counts which is somehow worse!

The reason you know billionaires suck is I haven't see one OC out of the lot of them!! Let alone them buying their own anime.

imagine there's a wagyu steak on a stick that says "leon s. kennedy 50 years old age gap ship with a young adult woman with severe social anxiety" and then like the most ravenous dog you can ever imagine foaming at the mouth running after it. and that dog? was me.

Definitely not IWBTG

It would make sense too cause a lot of Eurogames are very visually/technically impressive so yeah it could be a lot of 'trying to get a pop outta the homie'.

Amateurs. 😏

Europe finally releases a vaguely acceptable platformer and I have to then hear for years that it's peak! I will destroy that god damned Gorilla!!!

Oh god I don't think I could do Turok, that'd be going too far. I feel like I could barely do Turok *at the time*.

lol and I've SEEN the FPSs you ARE willing to play (I honestly still gotta go check out Star Cruiser)