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Dog and chicken loving NIN fan. Certified Gregghead. I won Best Hog at the hog-shit snarfing contest. PNW Lifer, USA. Former: Big Ed’s Gas Farm.

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here’s your chance to go watch a speech from one of jeffery epsteins best friends and confidants!

11.03.2026 20:31 👍 2936 🔁 278 💬 116 📌 19

I've long been sounding the alarm on Section 702 of FISA, and secret, legal loopholes the government uses to spy on Americans. The program is up for reauthorization in April and I'll be fighting like hell to make sure the current program doesn’t get rubber stamped.

11.03.2026 17:41 👍 486 🔁 187 💬 9 📌 10

I recently got a fancy espresso machine and the ease of making a perfect drink with one or two button presses is the reason I’ve started to put on weight.

It’s both the greatest thing ever and also a huge concern.

Mmm, coffee.

11.03.2026 03:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mission Accomplished banner from the Bush era.

Mission Accomplished banner from the Bush era.

No notes.

09.03.2026 23:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*cozy game*

09.03.2026 23:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I see that Best Hair must have been a category in deciding which of the GB Five got to attend GDC.

;)

09.03.2026 22:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cool to see Hillary Clinton performing with Gorillaz on SNL last night.

08.03.2026 20:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“They were careless people … — they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made”

08.03.2026 16:09 👍 54 🔁 14 💬 0 📌 0

- Mike Minotti (screaming)

08.03.2026 11:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As a teenager, I once left a whole raw chicken in the trunk of my car after a grocery shopping trip in the midst of a hot summer.

Days later, I realized what had happened and immediately dumped it in a Burger King trash can since it was close by. The stench was unreal and lingered for many days.

08.03.2026 03:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Nintendo suing US government over tariffs
aftermath.site/nintendo-tarif...

06.03.2026 18:25 👍 2322 🔁 530 💬 60 📌 465
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Nintendo is suing the US government for a refund of Trump’s illegal tariffs FedEx has sued the Trump administration over the tariffs, too.

Nintendo is suing the US government for a refund of Trump’s illegal tariffs

06.03.2026 19:30 👍 210 🔁 48 💬 0 📌 14

Holy shit this is wonderful. <3

06.03.2026 09:18 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So no written test I'm thinking

05.03.2026 18:53 👍 895 🔁 99 💬 34 📌 3

Holy shit I’m sorry to hear about all of this but I’m happy it ended the way it did.

Fuck.

05.03.2026 16:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Eight wires nearly ready to get crimped into an RJ45 connector.

Eight wires nearly ready to get crimped into an RJ45 connector.

A small tree frog sitting on top of the doorknob I was reaching for.

A small tree frog sitting on top of the doorknob I was reaching for.

Sometimes you’re out back late making a couple 100’ ethernet cables and you head back inside to test the connection, but there’s an adorable tree frog in the way.

It’s one of those nights and I love it.

Don’t worry, the cables were wired correctly and I moved the frog to a safer spot.

05.03.2026 07:36 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Road trip! Road trip! ROAD TRIP!

05.03.2026 04:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It will never not blow my mind that I’m a YouTuber who won’t accept money from, like Better Help or whatever bc I find it unethical and meanwhile all these multimillionaire Oscar winners are doing spots for online gambling and TurboTax. Like bro how much coke do you need

05.03.2026 01:50 👍 654 🔁 81 💬 21 📌 2

“great work, team: with our last release, we effectively shot ourselvee in the foot. now it’s time to set our aim higher.

how can we shoot ourselves in the face?”

04.03.2026 04:04 👍 44 🔁 7 💬 6 📌 1

AI big billionaire bosses say AI will only be used to do good to good people and bad to bad people. Sleep well children, everything is just fine and you don’t have anything to worry about.

Whatever you do, don’t fuck up the markets!

03.03.2026 06:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Coke Zero version or FO.

02.03.2026 00:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The privy pirates vs. the archaeologists As America's 250th approaches, Philly is in the national spotlight — and a center of clandestine digging.

Zoe Greenberg of the @inquirer.com has been working on a story about privy digging in Philadelphia, and she talked to all the right people. This is a gift link to a very nice snapshot into a world we have unexpectedly become entrenched in share.inquirer.com/5oTvtV

01.03.2026 14:23 👍 17 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 1

We need to bully adults more. Like, give this dude a swirly and then shove him into a locker in 2026.

01.03.2026 01:53 👍 137 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0

“andrew mountbottom-whatever”

<3

28.02.2026 18:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You made me look. Oh my god.

Let’s burn it all down and start over.

28.02.2026 07:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what a crazy night for sam altman to be like "yeah we got that dept of war deal, and there's no moral concerns here"

28.02.2026 07:46 👍 7774 🔁 1228 💬 70 📌 41

Something tells me that in a few years we’re going to be hearing a lot of senators and lawyers parsing exactly how many millions of people constitute “mass surveillance”

28.02.2026 03:15 👍 30 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0

I’m told this pod comes with the suicide hardware pre-installed and it’s apparently pretty easy to mistakenly start up in the wrong mode.

So if you’re interested in washing up like this and can afford it, please do us all a favor have one installed in your home and/or office.

28.02.2026 00:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
HOW TO ATTEND A HEALTH SHOW
HOW TO ATTEND A HEALTH SHOW YouTube video by HEALTH

HOW TO ATTEND A HEALTH SHOW :: youtu.be/WD4AlaXEJp0?...

28.02.2026 00:36 👍 64 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 3

manifesting a final evolution

27.02.2026 23:30 👍 213 🔁 9 💬 8 📌 1