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@samwise495

Professional Wiseguy Artist (I don't do NFTs or AI Art) Fountain of wisdom Man of many talents Red hats will be blocked on sight 32 He/him

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I just figured it had the same energy as Vegeta's "I'm about to turn left" quote on Namek. ๐Ÿคท

06.03.2026 06:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's just you, scarf from Grandma >:(

04.03.2026 07:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's just in the foreground!

02.03.2026 18:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"The new Pokemon game looks so bad"

Well, nobody is making you play it. Sit down, and shut up. Let others enjoy it.

27.02.2026 21:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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There isn't a thought in this little guy's head and I love him
#Pokemon #Pombon

27.02.2026 18:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*chhhhk*

26.02.2026 19:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't even like this tree that much

26.02.2026 19:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Barfed the Queen of England

20.02.2026 19:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon says it 's tuesday the 17th and it 's the unluckiest day of the year ALT: a cartoon says it 's tuesday the 17th and it 's the unluckiest day of the year

Oh no! It's Tuesday the 17th!

17.02.2026 14:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Keep on huggin' it! ๐Ÿ˜ก

16.02.2026 03:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Double Rebirth. Yes, please!

16.02.2026 01:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Il-l-l-l-lusion!

13.02.2026 18:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Since it's his birthday today, I thought I'd say a few words....

Fuck you, Ronald Reagan! Trickle Down Economics doesn't work!

06.02.2026 18:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I, too, do synchronized dances with my cellmate

05.02.2026 23:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Current state of America

28.01.2026 21:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That might have been.... the worst $3000 I ever spent

27.01.2026 17:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll never forget how someone actually got mad at me for drawing these.

27.01.2026 02:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"You give me anything in that box, you'll be gettin' a kick in the skull with a ribbon on it!"

24.01.2026 17:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Touring Daisy, Mario Kart World.
#digitalart #artshare #nintendo #mariokart #princessdaisy #clipstudiopaint

24.01.2026 17:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

IT FOLLOWED ME HOME!!!

24.01.2026 14:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

CAN I KEEP IT?!

24.01.2026 12:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a football player with the word patriots on his shirt ALT: a football player with the word patriots on his shirt

Don't scare me like that!

20.01.2026 00:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I didn't realize it was Happy Hopping Moron Day |:(

17.01.2026 19:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not that I remember. I know they make that joke in Spongebob.

17.01.2026 18:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm pretending I'm playing better video games.

17.01.2026 18:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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two men are standing next to each other with the words never behind them ALT: two men are standing next to each other with the words never behind them
16.01.2026 03:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Which-a one-a you guys ordered the smack-in-the-face-a? ๐Ÿ˜†

15.01.2026 21:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Might be a little late for #portfolioday but I felt like showing off a few of my recent works.

#digitalart #artshare #slycooper #mario #nintendo #finalfantasy #princessdaisy #squareenix #kingdomhearts #clipstudiopaint

15.01.2026 19:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If he says "F*ck you," the best response is "I'm not a 12 year old girl"

14.01.2026 23:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gaze-maze in gaze-mazement!

14.01.2026 20:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0