Mason Veilleux

Does he have a Venmo?

My last Pokémon game I played was Emerald — should I go back and do the first 3 generations or are there any recent ones that are musts?

I microwave at random ones place of the seconds. 1:38, :42, :2:09. Doesn’t even matter

Turns out the cure for getting rid of the voices ™️ is moderate amounts of sunlights

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Slappadabass?

When I tell someone I work in AI but not the LLM kind and they hit you with the Claude Code stare

If I decided to do a PhD, I’d be on the job market right now, broke af, and no babies. I think I made the right choice

Dinosaur book says that velociraptors were the size of turkeys. They don’t want the children to know their full power.

Elixir is just fancy R

My vacation has unexpectedly turned into managing a sandcastle-building commune of toddlers.

Honestly, better NFL content on BlueSky than Twitter.

Anyone can be a children’s book author. Absolutely nothing stopping you.

I’m soft launching as an AI shill. Bluesky couldn’t be a more perfect place to begin this journey.

2 btw

Some kids want a little brother, others want a dog. My son? Begging for Claude. He wants to vibe code SaaS products to escape the permanent underclass just like his dad.

What’s stopping you from being a right wing grifter? For me.. I’m not racist enough.

Hegel was a functional programmer

Oh my code? … No no just the regular slop

All I’m saying is there is Grave Digger, Sonuva Digger, and everyone else.

Toddler is fully immersed in trains. Can’t stop saying “choo choo”. Train toys in hand at all times. Hours long videos called “Steam Train Galore 7”. Mike Armstrong is now a household name. ‘Wheels on the Bus’ is now ‘Wheels on the Train’…

You aren’t microwaving your food with a wet paper towel enough. You should be moist-maxing.

Any ideas on how I could get sponsored by Lululemon? Asking for a friend.

Big night for the neighborhood raccoons

What happened to that 6-year old Indian kid whose dad was making him run ultra-marathons?

You need at least 3 birds to be bird-maxing.

You need to be bird-maxing.

Someone should re-write React in Rust. That’s why all of these websites are so slow.

I am saying all of this because I’m getting a tattoo of my employer’s logo on my face.

I like the Max Crosby approach to employee-employer relations. Just get a bunch of Raiders tattoos so you don’t get canned. You can’t fire a guy who’s got your company logo on his arm.

What is the tech equivalent of getting face tattoos? Obviously the only profession for a tattooed face is a rapper, so what is the same for tech?