every shot-on-video, made-with-a-camcorder horror movie that's just some teenage friend group fucking around in the woods with some fake blood and a monster mask contains more artistic merit, human joy and creative light than anything AI has ever made or will ever, ever make
I gotta hand it to Kid Rock, I didn’t think he had it in him, but he put on one hell of a show. Sure, he wasn’t actually able to suck his own dick, but he tried. Strained real hard and everything. You could tell he thought he was going to get there a few times but the flexibility just ain’t there.
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you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
The orc from Return of the King saying “The age of men is over. Now the Jingle Hop has begun.” He is wearing a Santa hat
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
Statistically, the Democrats should’ve accidentally tripped over their own asses into making a correct political play, yet still they persist at being feckless, capitulating losers.
Great work getting a handshake agreement from the same folks who have put up historic numbers at being hypocrites.
On the Mount Rushmore of all time great Philadelphians
Whoa! Slow down, pal. My friends call me Tony Rigatoni. To you, I’m Tony Riganthony.
Need a compilation of the guy popping up in disbelief behind the ump after every wide ball.
2-0.
Penn State sweatshirt with a toilet plunger
fuck off
Who is this JD and how did he get so much power and so many associates?
Wilco performing a 10 minute version of Impossible Germany tonight is proof that good things can still happen in this country.
From The Archives: ‘New York Times’ Issues Apology For Reporting Palestinian Deaths
Hey, he still might think he is a real guy.
Catholic High School Newsletter Has Updates On Which Alumni Are In Hell Now
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“Iran used to have a big beautiful Q in its name. Iraq they called it. Q, is a tremendous letter. They say you need a U with a Q, but they never did. Just called it Iraq. Then they got rid of the Q because of woke. We’re going to bring back the Q, they’re clamoring for Q.”
-DT on starting WWIII
Barring the invention of the Time Machine, after seeing Ringo tonight for the first time I’ve now seen all The Beatles that I’ll ever see (seen Macca 4 times).
I am warning you to cherish The Beatles while we can, with Peace and Love of course.
In the replies for Brian Wilson’s Twitter account announcing his death are bluechecks saying “another victim of the vaccine” if you’re wondering how it’s going over there
Blink twice if he slipped you a pdf of the cancelled Lennon book.
Jordan Peterson talks like a guy who memorized the words for your English class’ weekly vocabulary test, but failed to fully grasp their definitions and how to use them in a sentence like a human.
I’m not caught up on all the dogma, but ya gotta admit, Scientology might be onto something if none of these stunts have killed Tom Cruise yet.
I guess it did kill Travolta’s career though. Xenu giveth and Xenu taketh.
A street sign that reads “Greenough”
Kermit: I just don’t know if I have it in me.
Miss Piggy: Of course you do, Ker-mee. You are
FUCK I was just building a manufacturing facility!! It's 8 percent done FUCKKKKK
holy shit Edmundo Sosa.
Americans, like human beings everywhere, believe many things that are obviously untrue. Their most destructive untruth is that it is very easy for any American to make money. They will not acknowledge how in fact hard money is to come by, and, therefore, those who have no money blame and blame and blame themselves. This inward blame has been a treasure for the rich and powerful, who have had to do less for their poor, publicly and privately, than any other ruling class since, say Napoleonic times. Many novelties have come from America. The most startling of these, a thing without precedent, is a mass of undignified poor. They do not love one another because they do not love themselves.
Kurt Vonnegut man
The condos above the cantina have very reasonable HOA fees, especially for what you get for them (occasional sand sweeping).
Singles Going Steady and Singles 45’s And Under! If you both don’t be nicer to your adopted brother, The Clones of Doctor Funkenstein, then I’m taking away your phone privileges.
