the great pussy gulch chariot race

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i still like this silly little one and now it's officially dedicated to defeating the rabid american dog

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every cis guy Thirst Post is like "of course, below my standards but, i suspect - i would" and then post a picture of the most conventionally attractive celeb you've ever seen in your life.

every girl's Thirst Post is like "i am going to crush the talking skull from The Trap Door between my thighs"

[some rando infantilises me] i may be 4'10" but this will not stop me from obliterating you with the power of the divine ultimate. there will be nothing left but a pillar of salt
[an older woman who is my friend infantilises me] yes maam understood maam

things are just not going great in general it turns out. my home life fucking sucks now and in my digital life i have nothing to contribute to the world's most boring slideshow of horrors; what could i ever do apart from explode about it

like i get it and i like the illusion of connection but i don't really feel like wading into a slow-flowing ditch of raw sewage with my pals every day and saying "ooh wow smells real bad in here lmaooo" when i could just not be doing that

probably gonna quit again soon tbh. i'm trying not to but this site remains full of institutionally-enshrined gutter racists and transphobes and it's become very clear that the at protocol is fundamentally busted and that northsky/any other pds project is unlikely to ever become a viable solution

"testosterone makes u aggressive and angry" sorry bud they're not gonna let me have any and i am nonetheless so aggressive and angry all the time you wouldn't even comprehend the scale of anger inside me at every moment of every day i am slowly turning into david lynch's angriest dog cartoon

sorry best the establishment is interested in offering is democrats who consider the "center" to be joseph mccarthy, as opposed to the ones who consider the "center" to be somewhere around charles maurras and accelerating

just like how desperately they want you to believe there are definitely only two candidates running in the maine primary so they must declare mainers are Duty-Bound to support the obvious not-even-disguised nazi grifting his donors and preparing to swap party registration the second he's elected,

i love the phenomenon where right-wing 'democrats' pretend to believe in total calvinist predestination where even they themselves never win anything. there's only one candidate for 2028 so you MUST try to push mr hitler left

study my butt hole you pedophile loving worm

you are a pedophile

You can't make me wear a dress. I won't do it. Not Ever. It's really not fair that you keep blocking me on Grindr. All I did was ask if you think I would be a brickmoder and how to avoid twink death. Stop ignoring my taps. Also buy my stupid book. By Ben Apples

amazing insights from The Atlantic

CIS AUTIST: [says something out loud having not yet learned some intricate, unwritten cultural rule]
EVERYONE: haha you're so wacky
TRANS AUTIST: [does the same thing]
EVERYONE: [whispering in great concern] we need to warn everyone about this demented weirdo and ostracise them completely

AMERICA: oh noo im getting repeatedly bitten in the dick and balls by my emotional support shih tzu who hates me and demands to be fed every twenty seconds or he'll tear up another one of my child dakimakura. he is shitting on every square inch of carpet in my empty palatial mcmansion

much ink has been spilled by polisci nerds about past cases of popular uncertainty over whether the colony or the empire wags the dog, and how it's usually actually a case of massively-intertwined interests. but i'm afraid it is simply funnier to think of israel as america's Emotional Support colony

basically if a post of mine doesn't do well with either the furry pfp crowd or the trans flag username crowd, I consider it an abject failure and do that thing where I whip myself on the back and say my De profundis clamavi ad te Domine type shit

these people believe their life is an action movie instead of a slasher film

TALKING TO NORMAL GUYS: hey boys we're having fun making jokes on line
SEEING A SINGLE ONE OF THESE WEIRDO WOKE-INCEL MOIDS: i am going to turn your body into a hatstand in real life

frankly not particularly interested in he/him bio guys weighing on which trans women are too edgy to be permitted to live

i wish you were here. not here specifically this place sucks. but somewhere adjacent

@thrusticus WHITE LIBERAL: HAH! please. you think i - i! - dislike arabs? i love my, many, many, saracen friends. aladdin.. abu bakr... dimmu borgir....

bluesky social pbc today

all my designs simplified

like if a red blooded white american explodes a bunch of children that's "the price of freedom, baby". if it can be framed as the work of any variety of The Other, the american hivemind must immediately launch 20,000 pogroms about it

i think it would be cheered if tim mcveigh did it